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Liepāja Residents Enlightened: Americans Speak Three Languages But Understand None
Politics

Liepāja Residents Enlightened: Americans Speak Three Languages But Understand None

European leaders after Trump team's Munich performance feel like they're in Karosta - they know something is happening, but what exactly remains unclear.

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Apriķi Church Becomes Tourist Magnet: Pastor Drives from Aizpute Like a Taxi Driver, But Without a Taxi
Culture

Apriķi Church Becomes Tourist Magnet: Pastor Drives from Aizpute Like a Taxi Driver, But Without a Taxi

Apriķi Parish head Inese Vīdnere reveals how a 17th-century church has transformed into a popular wedding and excursion destination.

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Liepāja Resident Proves: Art Shouldn't Be Hidden Like a Russian Oligarch's Yacht
Culture

Liepāja Resident Proves: Art Shouldn't Be Hidden Like a Russian Oligarch's Yacht

Raivs Zabja liked art that lives, not art that sleeps in museum basements. He believed censorship was like rain on Liepāja beach - unwelcome.

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Ukrainians prove: you can win without internet too, if the wind blows in the right direction
Curiosities

Ukrainians prove: you can win without internet too, if the wind blows in the right direction

The Russian army lost territory as soon as their WiFi was cut off. This comes as no surprise to Liepāja residents — we've been living without stable internet for years.

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Liepāja Infectious Disease Center Offers New Service — Patients Can Leave on Their Own
Curiosities

Liepāja Infectious Disease Center Offers New Service — Patients Can Leave on Their Own

A man demonstrated that healthcare can also be self-service style. Police are now searching for this innovative patient approach.

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Ukrainian diplomats arrive in Geneva — Liepāja residents surprised anyone would choose Switzerland over Kurzeme coast for negotiations
Politics

Ukrainian diplomats arrive in Geneva — Liepāja residents surprised anyone would choose Switzerland over Kurzeme coast for negotiations

While the world gathers in the Swiss mountains, local experts express confidence that an agreement would have been reached on the first day at the Grobiņa parish house.

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Bureaucracy Reducers Discover How to Build in Pieces — Just Like Liepāja Has Been Doing for Years
Politics

Bureaucracy Reducers Discover How to Build in Pieces — Just Like Liepāja Has Been Doing for Years

The government has unveiled a revolutionary idea: if one section is approved, you can start building. Liepāja residents have long known — if the wind isn't blowing from the inspector's direction, you can keep working.

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In France, politicians fight like children in a sandbox, but with heavier consequences
Politics

In France, politicians fight like children in a sandbox, but with heavier consequences

In the tragedy that occurred in Lyon, politicians are looking for culprits everywhere except in their own reflection. In Liepāja we also argue, but at least with style.

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Siliņa reveals revolution: now state companies can be managed by multiple people simultaneously!
Politics

Siliņa reveals revolution: now state companies can be managed by multiple people simultaneously!

Prime Minister proposes allowing multiple institutions to hold state capital shares, because one head is good, but five heads is an absolutely fantastic recipe for chaos.

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Liepāja Seniors Ready to Take Over the World: New Academy Teaches How to Become Super Elders
City Life

Liepāja Seniors Ready to Take Over the World: New Academy Teaches How to Become Super Elders

The Liepāja Senior Development Academy is accepting applications for its third group. Previous graduates are already planning a revolution.

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Government Finally to Define What Active Lifestyle Is: Running From Problems Doesn't Count
Politics

Government Finally to Define What Active Lifestyle Is: Running From Problems Doesn't Count

Siliņa promises new Sports Law that will finally clarify whether walking to the store for beer counts as sports. Funding plans to be based not on unforeseen circumstances, but on foreseen unforeseen circumstances.

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Liepāja Seniors Prepare to Become Students: 'The Wind Has Already Taught Us So Much'
City Life

Liepāja Seniors Prepare to Become Students: 'The Wind Has Already Taught Us So Much'

On February 25th, experienced Liepāja residents will gather at the Youth House to discuss what they still haven't learned in life.

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