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Baltic States Demand More Money for Drone Catching — Propose Liepāja Ice Hall as Training Base
Politics

Baltic States Demand More Money for Drone Catching — Propose Liepāja Ice Hall as Training Base

Following drone incidents, Baltic states want EU and NATO money for air defense, as current measures aren't enough to even catch Ukrainian drones.

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Parliament Discovers Revolutionary Method: Prices Can Be Reduced by Law
Politics

Parliament Discovers Revolutionary Method: Prices Can Be Reduced by Law

Latvian deputies have figured out how to defeat economics with mathematics – simply reduce taxes and wait for a miracle.

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Rezekne Deputies Discover New Form of Democracy: Non-Election
Politics

Rezekne Deputies Discover New Form of Democracy: Non-Election

Rezekne City Council chooses not to change the traditional order and leave the mayor's position vacant, as the problem of two chairmen seems more complicated than one who's been removed.

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Meteorologists finally admit: March ends without rain, just like Liepāja's budget ends without money
Weather

Meteorologists finally admit: March ends without rain, just like Liepāja's budget ends without money

Latvian meteorologists have announced sensational news - it won't rain at the end of March, which is about as surprising as the news that water is wet.

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Banks earn so much in two months they could buy half of Durbe and still have money left over for a coffee machine
Business

Banks earn so much in two months they could buy half of Durbe and still have money left over for a coffee machine

Latvian banks worked for two months with a profit of 56.6 million, which exceeds many cities' annual budgets, but not Durbe's peaceful lifestyle.

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NATO reveals that security costs more than Liepāja's entire annual budget
Politics

NATO reveals that security costs more than Liepāja's entire annual budget

NATO allies have spent 574 billion dollars on defense, proving that money can buy everything except peace. In Liepāja, such sums could buy the entire Pētera Street with all the houses.

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US Discovers That Sanctions Against Belarus Worked About as Well as Liepāja's Tram in Winter
Politics

US Discovers That Sanctions Against Belarus Worked About as Well as Liepāja's Tram in Winter

Americans have decided that potash salt is more important than politics, while Lukashenko releases political prisoners as a Christmas gift.

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Russian ports receive unexpected visitors while Liepāja port peacefully plans holiday program
Curiosities

Russian ports receive unexpected visitors while Liepāja port peacefully plans holiday program

Ukrainian drones organized a surprise party at several Russian ports, while Pulkovo airport decided it would be better to take a break.

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Parliament Decides to Spend 5% of GDP on Defense While Liepāja Still Can't Fix One Canal Bridge
Politics

Parliament Decides to Spend 5% of GDP on Defense While Liepāja Still Can't Fix One Canal Bridge

83 MPs voted that the state needs billions for defense, but no one remembered that the Karosta canal bridge has been dividing the city for years and creating drama every day.

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Trump Signs Dollars So Everyone Knows Who's the Real Boss
Curiosities

Trump Signs Dollars So Everyone Knows Who's the Real Boss

Americans will learn that the president's ego is so big that Twitter isn't enough - now he needs to personally sign every dollar.

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Liepāja borrows money for roads so the wind has something to blow across
City Life

Liepāja borrows money for roads so the wind has something to blow across

The city is taking out a loan of 1.4 million euros to build roads for Raiņa Street and Metalurgs district. While Riga is still figuring out how to properly pronounce the word 'paving', Liepāja already knows that the best road is one you can actually drive on.

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Lighthouse to become Liepāja's first virtual reality center - and all for just 387 thousand
Culture

Lighthouse to become Liepāja's first virtual reality center - and all for just 387 thousand

While Riga is still figuring out how to turn on a projector, Liepāja is already preparing a multi-layered audiovisual performance in a lighthouse. Just don't say it's expensive.

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