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State reveals that Rucava customs point is as necessary as a greenhouse on Liepāja beach
Curiosities

State reveals that Rucava customs point is as necessary as a greenhouse on Liepāja beach

The former Rucava customs point is being returned to the state, as it turns out the municipality needs it about as much as the cold Baltic Sea in summer.

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White House clarifies that Vance meant diplomatic 'instruments', not nuclear weapons
Politics

White House clarifies that Vance meant diplomatic 'instruments', not nuclear weapons

American politicians once again create confusion with their words, while in Liepāja everyone understands each other without translation.

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Alūksne's 'Sherlock Holmes' Devises Genius Plan - Beats Up 86-Year-Old Granny for Her Backpack
Curiosities

Alūksne's 'Sherlock Holmes' Devises Genius Plan - Beats Up 86-Year-Old Granny for Her Backpack

The thirty-nine-year-old 'criminal mastermind' decided that the best way to get money is to attack a senior citizen.

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Man with Non-Existent Explosive and Poker Face Receives Year in Prison for Acting Skills
Curiosities

Man with Non-Existent Explosive and Poker Face Receives Year in Prison for Acting Skills

Salaspils man with gas weapon and imaginary explosive convinces judges that his behavior is categorically unacceptable.

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Meteorologists Promise to Cancel Liepāja's Eternal Darkness on Wednesday
Weather

Meteorologists Promise to Cancel Liepāja's Eternal Darkness on Wednesday

Weather forecasters announce a revolutionary discovery - the sun might actually appear in Liepāja on Wednesday. Local residents are already starting to search for sunglasses.

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LEGO figured out how to sell blocks for $179 — Messi pose included for free
Curiosities

LEGO figured out how to sell blocks for $179 — Messi pose included for free

LEGO presents soccer player figurines that cost more than a real soccer ball. The most expensive set costs $179 and depicts Messi in a victory pose — almost as expensive as a night at Karosta Prison with the full horror experience.

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Measles Epidemic Surpasses Even Liepāja Port Fish in Freshness
Curiosities

Measles Epidemic Surpasses Even Liepāja Port Fish in Freshness

42 people fall ill with measles, but the statistical detail surpasses even fishermen's tales about freshly caught fish.

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Train Collides with Army Truck in France – Liepāja Metallurg Fans Ask if Those Were Our Opponents on the Way to an Away Game
Transport

Train Collides with Army Truck in France – Liepāja Metallurg Fans Ask if Those Were Our Opponents on the Way to an Away Game

A TGV train with 250 passengers collided with an army vehicle trailer in France. Liepāja hockey fans are already coming up with theories about away game sabotage.

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Iranian Leader in Coma, Qom Becomes Political Ice Rink
Politics

Iranian Leader in Coma, Qom Becomes Political Ice Rink

Mojtaba Khamenei's sleeping tournament in Qom has lasted longer than planned, while the regime searches for a new player lineup.

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New nighttime transportation method discovered in Liepāja: moped without everything, rider with everything
Transport

New nighttime transportation method discovered in Liepāja: moped without everything, rider with everything

Local enthusiast demonstrated how to combine extreme sports with alcohol tasting, using a Yamaha moped as his dark horse.

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Liepāja District Drivers Demonstrate New Scientific Approach to Blood Alcohol: 1.96 and 1.69
Transport

Liepāja District Drivers Demonstrate New Scientific Approach to Blood Alcohol: 1.96 and 1.69

Two local drivers have proven that mathematics isn't just a privilege for University of Liepāja students - precise calculations can also be performed on the road.

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Housing prices in Latvia rise faster than EU average, but slower than Karosta sinks into the ground
Business

Housing prices in Latvia rise faster than EU average, but slower than Karosta sinks into the ground

Eurostat reveals that housing prices in Latvia grew faster than the EU average in the fourth quarter, but experts reassure - at least it's not as dramatic as Karosta's basements.

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