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Iranian Leader in Coma, Qom Becomes Political Ice Rink
Politics

Iranian Leader in Coma, Qom Becomes Political Ice Rink

Mojtaba Khamenei's sleeping tournament in Qom has lasted longer than planned, while the regime searches for a new player lineup.

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New nighttime transportation method discovered in Liepāja: moped without everything, rider with everything
Transport

New nighttime transportation method discovered in Liepāja: moped without everything, rider with everything

Local enthusiast demonstrated how to combine extreme sports with alcohol tasting, using a Yamaha moped as his dark horse.

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Liepāja District Drivers Demonstrate New Scientific Approach to Blood Alcohol: 1.96 and 1.69
Transport

Liepāja District Drivers Demonstrate New Scientific Approach to Blood Alcohol: 1.96 and 1.69

Two local drivers have proven that mathematics isn't just a privilege for University of Liepāja students - precise calculations can also be performed on the road.

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Housing prices in Latvia rise faster than EU average, but slower than Karosta sinks into the ground
Business

Housing prices in Latvia rise faster than EU average, but slower than Karosta sinks into the ground

Eurostat reveals that housing prices in Latvia grew faster than the EU average in the fourth quarter, but experts reassure - at least it's not as dramatic as Karosta's basements.

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Four Americans Finally Outdo Liepāja Residents in Distance from Home
Curiosities

Four Americans Finally Outdo Liepāja Residents in Distance from Home

NASA astronauts have set a new record for humanity's farthest flight into space. In Liepāja, of course, they've been accustomed to records in distances from civilization for years.

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Trump Promises Iran the Same Healthy Breeze as on Liepāja Beach
Politics

Trump Promises Iran the Same Healthy Breeze as on Liepāja Beach

The American president threatens to destroy all Iranian bridges and power stations within four hours. In Liepāja, such problems are solved naturally - by winter storms.

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Liepāja Journalist Discovers Revolutionary Solution for Night Singers: Do Nothing
City Life

Liepāja Journalist Discovers Revolutionary Solution for Night Singers: Do Nothing

Liene Kupiča demonstrates the highest art of patience while neighbors turn night into a karaoke show. Hotel singers prove there are no limits to bad voices.

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Latvia discovers that shipping gasoline to other countries is not our strongest suit
Business

Latvia discovers that shipping gasoline to other countries is not our strongest suit

In January, Latvia shipped 3.1 times fewer petroleum products, but at least our statisticians haven't gotten lost in their calculations like tourists in Lake Liepāja.

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NVA has adapted 158 workplaces in two years – more than there are cafes with normal service in Riga
Business

NVA has adapted 158 workplaces in two years – more than there are cafes with normal service in Riga

The State Employment Agency proudly reports 158 adapted workplaces, while in Liepāja we've known for years that all workplaces adapt automatically – either you survive the beach sand in your shoes, or you don't.

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Latvian residents discover: AI is better than Riga public transport – at least it responds
Curiosities

Latvian residents discover: AI is better than Riga public transport – at least it responds

Survey reveals that 67% of Latvians use AI, while the rest still think it's something related to the Music Institute.

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Rotbergs Declares Savings: 47 Thousand Euros or Durbe's Annual Budget
Politics

Rotbergs Declares Savings: 47 Thousand Euros or Durbe's Annual Budget

Deputy Rotbergs has declared 47,454 euros in savings, which is exactly as much as our neighbor Durbe spends annually on tranquility.

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State Controller Litvins reveals that debts can also decrease like Liepāja wind in winter
Politics

State Controller Litvins reveals that debts can also decrease like Liepāja wind in winter

A member of the State Audit Council has declared that his debts have decreased slightly, but still exceed 200 thousand. The Riga-based official continues to control others' spending.

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