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Four Americans Finally Outdo Liepāja Residents in Distance from Home
Curiosities

Four Americans Finally Outdo Liepāja Residents in Distance from Home

NASA astronauts have set a new record for humanity's farthest flight into space. In Liepāja, of course, they've been accustomed to records in distances from civilization for years.

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Trump Promises Iran the Same Healthy Breeze as on Liepāja Beach
Politics

Trump Promises Iran the Same Healthy Breeze as on Liepāja Beach

The American president threatens to destroy all Iranian bridges and power stations within four hours. In Liepāja, such problems are solved naturally - by winter storms.

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Liepāja Journalist Discovers Revolutionary Solution for Night Singers: Do Nothing
City Life

Liepāja Journalist Discovers Revolutionary Solution for Night Singers: Do Nothing

Liene Kupiča demonstrates the highest art of patience while neighbors turn night into a karaoke show. Hotel singers prove there are no limits to bad voices.

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Latvia discovers that shipping gasoline to other countries is not our strongest suit
Business

Latvia discovers that shipping gasoline to other countries is not our strongest suit

In January, Latvia shipped 3.1 times fewer petroleum products, but at least our statisticians haven't gotten lost in their calculations like tourists in Lake Liepāja.

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NVA has adapted 158 workplaces in two years – more than there are cafes with normal service in Riga
Business

NVA has adapted 158 workplaces in two years – more than there are cafes with normal service in Riga

The State Employment Agency proudly reports 158 adapted workplaces, while in Liepāja we've known for years that all workplaces adapt automatically – either you survive the beach sand in your shoes, or you don't.

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Latvian residents discover: AI is better than Riga public transport – at least it responds
Curiosities

Latvian residents discover: AI is better than Riga public transport – at least it responds

Survey reveals that 67% of Latvians use AI, while the rest still think it's something related to the Music Institute.

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Rotbergs Declares Savings: 47 Thousand Euros or Durbe's Annual Budget
Politics

Rotbergs Declares Savings: 47 Thousand Euros or Durbe's Annual Budget

Deputy Rotbergs has declared 47,454 euros in savings, which is exactly as much as our neighbor Durbe spends annually on tranquility.

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State Controller Litvins reveals that debts can also decrease like Liepāja wind in winter
Politics

State Controller Litvins reveals that debts can also decrease like Liepāja wind in winter

A member of the State Audit Council has declared that his debts have decreased slightly, but still exceed 200 thousand. The Riga-based official continues to control others' spending.

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Ministry of Culture reveals genius plan: transform Liepāja into museum capital for 12 thousand
Culture

Ministry of Culture reveals genius plan: transform Liepāja into museum capital for 12 thousand

The Ministry of Culture has decided to entrust the Baltic Museology Promotion Association with 12,465 euros to transform Liepāja into a summer school center. Riga residents will be forced to come to us to study.

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Parliament Invents 116 Ways to Say 'Don't Understand, Will Review in Committee' During Winter
Politics

Parliament Invents 116 Ways to Say 'Don't Understand, Will Review in Committee' During Winter

Deputies reviewed 116 initiatives during the winter session, sending most of them to committees because they found them too complicated to handle themselves.

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LAU Infra Group Complains About Road Tender Again: Faster Than Liepāja Tram Reaches Karosta
Business

LAU Infra Group Complains About Road Tender Again: Faster Than Liepāja Tram Reaches Karosta

LAU Infra Group has submitted a complaint about the state road maintenance tender for the second time. The complaint review deadline is unknown, but will definitely be shorter than the Liepāja tram route.

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Animal shelter statistics show: Latvians have become less irresponsible
Curiosities

Animal shelter statistics show: Latvians have become less irresponsible

The Food and Veterinary Service announces that the number of animals taken into shelters has decreased by 14.3%. In Liepāja, everyone is happy about this news, especially those driving past Karosta Prison - the horrors there are planned.

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