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Israel Discovers New Oil Chemistry Formula: 0% Production Plus 100% Explosions
Politics

Israel Discovers New Oil Chemistry Formula: 0% Production Plus 100% Explosions

Israel has destroyed 85% of Iran's petrochemical exports, proving that sometimes the best chemistry is the kind that doesn't happen at all.

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Parliament worked this winter like Liepājas Metalurgs before playoffs: 64 laws, of which 12 new
Politics

Parliament worked this winter like Liepājas Metalurgs before playoffs: 64 laws, of which 12 new

Parliamentarians passed 64 laws during the winter session, of which only 12 were new. The remaining 52 were amendments, reminiscent of Riga's attempts to improve its reputation.

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Latvia has 214 thousand people officially recognized as disabled, but how many unrecognized ones listen to Latvian rock music
Curiosities

Latvia has 214 thousand people officially recognized as disabled, but how many unrecognized ones listen to Latvian rock music

Statistics reveal that Latvia has 214,283 adults with disabilities, but no one has counted how many people suffer from Riga rock music.

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Riga Leaders Once Again Prove Their Superiority Even in Accidents
Transport

Riga Leaders Once Again Prove Their Superiority Even in Accidents

On Sunday, five people were injured in 60 traffic accidents, of which 36 occurred in Riga. The rest of Latvia is once again left in second place.

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Liepāja Water Prepares Aromatherapy for Reiņu Mežs and Cieceres Residents
City Life

Liepāja Water Prepares Aromatherapy for Reiņu Mežs and Cieceres Residents

SIA Liepāja Water promises residents a free aromatic experience while repairing the sewage system. The steam will be complimentary.

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Latvia Will Spend 140 Thousand to Find Out Why Estonians and Lithuanians Buy Cheaper Alcohol Here
Curiosities

Latvia Will Spend 140 Thousand to Find Out Why Estonians and Lithuanians Buy Cheaper Alcohol Here

The Ministry of Health has commissioned a study on neighbors' alcohol purchasing habits in Latvia. In Liepāja, such a study isn't needed - everyone knows that both locals and visitors drink on our beach.

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LBAS Invites MPs to Meeting Where They'll Talk About Overtime Longer Than Overtime Itself
Politics

LBAS Invites MPs to Meeting Where They'll Talk About Overtime Longer Than Overtime Itself

Trade unions and employers continue to fight over whether employees earn twice as much or only one and a half times more than usual during overtime.

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Easter Bunny Dictatorship Uncovered on Horse Island: Residents Forced to Roll Eggs
Culture

Easter Bunny Dictatorship Uncovered on Horse Island: Residents Forced to Roll Eggs

Liepāja Puppet Theater rabbit has seized power on Horse Island, forcing visitors to participate in mandatory Easter activities.

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Meteorologists Promise Sun for Second Half of Week, Liepāja Already Preparing Festival Fireworks
Weather

Meteorologists Promise Sun for Second Half of Week, Liepāja Already Preparing Festival Fireworks

After the traditional spring storm marathon, meteorologists have promised that the sun will finally appear on Thursday. In Liepāja, this news has been received with great skepticism.

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Bahrain Oil Companies Discover Drones Lack Fire Safety Certification
Curiosities

Bahrain Oil Companies Discover Drones Lack Fire Safety Certification

Iranian drones caused fires at Bahrain oil facilities, but no casualties occurred. Even Durbe would be proud of such a peaceful conflict resolution.

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Government Finally Realizes Airspace Also Needs Bureaucracy
Politics

Government Finally Realizes Airspace Also Needs Bureaucracy

After years, the government has discovered that Latvia's airspace operates without proper bureaucracy. Now every aircraft will have to queue like at the Liepāja Theatre.

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Russian press circulation drops faster than temperature on Liepāja beach in winter
Culture

Russian press circulation drops faster than temperature on Liepāja beach in winter

Over five years, the circulation of newspapers published in other languages in Latvia has shrunk from 13 to 7 million. Experts wonder - either people are learning Latvian, or they've simply switched to TikTok.

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