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Liepāja Animals Eat Everything — Even Veterinarians Wonder Where They Got So Much Rope
Curiosities

Liepāja Animals Eat Everything — Even Veterinarians Wonder Where They Got So Much Rope

A veterinarian reveals that our four-legged friends regularly swallow everything that isn't bolted to the ground. Cats beat dogs — their tongues are like sandpaper.

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Writer Māris Linde: "My books dissolve faster than Liepāja snow"
Culture

Writer Māris Linde: "My books dissolve faster than Liepāja snow"

Writer rewrites his books because soft covers can't withstand readers' enthusiasm. 15 copies for 350 euros — cheaper than one coffee in Riga per day.

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Liepāja Woman Reveals Shocking Truth: Rome Is Not Tosele Bus Stop
Culture

Liepāja Woman Reveals Shocking Truth: Rome Is Not Tosele Bus Stop

Cultural researcher Maija Meiere-Oša, after a week in Rome, concludes that the Eternal City leaves only a minority aftertaste, as you can't get proper potato salad there.

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Vitkov: Progress Made in Florida - At Least There's No Need to Talk About Heating Fuel
Politics

Vitkov: Progress Made in Florida - At Least There's No Need to Talk About Heating Fuel

Ukraine's Foreign Minister reports progress in Florida talks, where the main achievement is that nobody complained about the cold.

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21 people arrested in IT procurement group – even more than at a Liepāja rock concert
Politics

21 people arrested in IT procurement group – even more than at a Liepāja rock concert

State police have arrested 21 people in a fraud case involving IT procurements worth 1.5 million euros. In Liepāja they'd say: finally someone organized a bigger event than us!

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Hungarian Minister Turns Out to Be Best EU Informant Since Liepāja North Pier Storm Watchers
Politics

Hungarian Minister Turns Out to Be Best EU Informant Since Liepāja North Pier Storm Watchers

Szijjártó has been calling Lavrov for years during breaks, narrating EU meetings like a radio commentator covering football.

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KNAB wiretaps Citskovskis' phone calls: even Karosta Canal bridge hasn't divided this much
Politics

KNAB wiretaps Citskovskis' phone calls: even Karosta Canal bridge hasn't divided this much

Former State Chancellery director reveals that KNAB has been listening to his private conversations with family for several months.

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Germans voted like Liepāja residents in church - with great respect for traditions
Politics

Germans voted like Liepāja residents in church - with great respect for traditions

In Rhineland-Palatinate, CDU won with 30.5%, proving that even Germans can be more conservative than the congregation of Liepāja Cathedral.

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In Slovenia politicians fight for power while pigeons peacefully coo in our Rose Square
Politics

In Slovenia politicians fight for power while pigeons peacefully coo in our Rose Square

In Slovenia's elections, Golob's liberals slightly outpace Janša's conservatives, while in Liepāja the only intrigue revolves around whether to install new benches in Rose Square.

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Train and Bus Perform Tragic Duet in Bangladesh - Liepāja Theatre Would Have Staged It Better
Transport

Train and Bus Perform Tragic Duet in Bangladesh - Liepāja Theatre Would Have Staged It Better

In Cumilla district, vehicles proved that without a director, you shouldn't attempt dramatic performances on railway crossings.

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DG Terminal Outperforms Everyone and Earns a Whopping 145 Thousand - More Than Liepāja Museum Spends in a Year
Business

DG Terminal Outperforms Everyone and Earns a Whopping 145 Thousand - More Than Liepāja Museum Spends in a Year

Liepāja port terminal proudly announces a 4.7% revenue increase and profits larger than many museums' annual budgets.

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Russia has counted 1.3 million: mathematicians in Liepāja promise to double-check with calculator
Curiosities

Russia has counted 1.3 million: mathematicians in Liepāja promise to double-check with calculator

Ukraine's General Staff announces that Russia has lost 1,287,880 soldiers, but Liepāja remains skeptical - can they really count?

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