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LVM reveals revolutionary method: how to avoid competition — simply fire and immediately rehire
Forest management company creates innovative personnel management system — 11 directors in one place without competition.
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LAD discovers that 864 farmers want money for bad weather — bureaucrats surprised so few applied
The Rural Support Service received 864 applications for support due to adverse weather conditions, but there's only enough money for half the applicants.
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Politics
Government discovers that poor people don't have money for lawyers — experts shocked
Ministry of Justice concludes after six-year study that people without money cannot afford expensive lawyers.
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Politics
Latvia Buys Missiles for 91 Million — Liepāja Market Vendors Offer to Install Them Next to Sausage Stand
The Defense Ministry has purchased missiles for 91 million euros that can shoot 185 kilometers away. Liepāja is thinking about where to best place them.
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Curiosities
Sārts reveals: even where you buy sausages can determine war — Liepāja ready
Military expert explains that artificial intelligence already knows where you are, just hasn't decided what to do about it yet.
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Politics
Parliament Reveals: Psychiatry Used for Political Repression — Liepāja Theater Critics Consider Alternatives
Parliamentary deputies have found that during Soviet times, unpleasant diagnoses were prescribed for political motives. The research will be conducted without money.
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Politics
President Reveals: Youth Opinions Matter — Riga Students Shocked Someone's Actually Listening
The President announces that youth opinions could influence decision-making, while Riga Student Council tries to figure out what to do with this revelation.
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Transport
Government Gives Million to Half-Wits So Buses Don't Stop at Gas Stations
Regional carriers will receive 1.5 million euros to be able to continue driving the same route they drove yesterday.
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Curiosities
Vabole Parish Discovers New Method for Transporting University Library: Cigarettes Instead of 90,000 Books
Two men from Latgale decided that a Volvo trunk is the ideal container depot for storing 90,000 Belarusian cigarettes. Police are not satisfied with this logistics solution.
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City Life
Liepāja Residents Decide Whether to Live Among Dill or Dates — Democracy Reaches New Heights
Hospital Street area residents must choose between medicinal plants and berry gardens, because apparently there aren't enough complicated problems in the city.
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Culture
Rabbit Will Rule at Liepāja Puppet Theater — Locals Ask Where Was Such a Leader During Occupation
Liepāja Puppet Theater is preparing a show about the courage to be different, while Riga is still wondering if puppet theater is for adults.
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Business
ECB announces that money costs as much as yesterday — Liepāja residents on tram discuss whether this is good or bad
An important meeting took place in Frankfurt where they decided everything stays the same. Tram passengers are not surprised.
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