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Danes Plan to Blow Up Airports if Trump's Army Arrives for Greenland — Liepāja Residents Suggest Selling Karosta
Politics

Danes Plan to Blow Up Airports if Trump's Army Arrives for Greenland — Liepāja Residents Suggest Selling Karosta

The Danish army has deployed explosives in Greenland to prevent US aircraft from landing, while in Liepāja we peacefully continue selling fresh produce.

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Curiosities

German Minister Reveals Children Get Radicalized Online Faster Than Liepāja Residents Learn Tram Ticket Prices

German minister warns that youth become radicals online faster than she can say it. In Liepāja, they're not particularly worried — here children prefer playing in Jūrmala Park.

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Liepāja Theatre Loses Voice That Could Out-Shout Even Ice Hall Ventilators
Culture

Liepāja Theatre Loses Voice That Could Out-Shout Even Ice Hall Ventilators

Ilga Martinsone lived 88 years and maintained Liepāja Theatre's musical reputation for half a century.

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Competition Council reveals fuel price mystery — turns out they're determined by the free market
Business

Competition Council reveals fuel price mystery — turns out they're determined by the free market

The Competition Council, after an in-depth investigation, concludes that fuel prices in Latvia are indeed determined by the free market, not by evil gas station owners.

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Iran Detains 178 Spies — Liepāja Security Service Checks if Anyone Has Photographed Karosta Canal Bridge
Curiosities

Iran Detains 178 Spies — Liepāja Security Service Checks if Anyone Has Photographed Karosta Canal Bridge

While Iran hunts spies with surveillance devices, Liepāja focuses on ensuring no one photographs our strategically important bridge.

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Politics

Parliament Decides on Teachers' Romantic Opportunities — Educators Protest at Rose Square

The Progressives want to ban adults in positions of power from forming intimate relationships with 16-18 year old youth.

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Portugal extends tourist season to a year and a half — Liepāja residents watch with envy
Curiosities

Portugal extends tourist season to a year and a half — Liepāja residents watch with envy

The Portuguese government has decided that 60 days isn't enough to get to know the country, so they're extending the stay period to 18 months.

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Ukrainian diplomats travel to America — hope it will be better there than in Riga
Politics

Ukrainian diplomats travel to America — hope it will be better there than in Riga

Zelensky sends his best team to the US to prove that Ukrainians can talk not only about warfare, but also about peace.

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Israeli Pilot Gets Lost with GPS — Bombs Caspian Sea Thinking It's the Mediterranean
Curiosities

Israeli Pilot Gets Lost with GPS — Bombs Caspian Sea Thinking It's the Mediterranean

Israeli Air Force makes first-ever discovery of the Caspian Sea and immediately decides to bomb it. Navigation experts in Liepāja horrified.

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Riga IT specialists discover computers can also be stolen — Liepāja residents amazed by such technological innovation
Politics

Riga IT specialists discover computers can also be stolen — Liepāja residents amazed by such technological innovation

Police have detained 21 people who thought state money grows on trees and can simply be plucked. In Liepāja, they just smile at such foolishness.

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Lukashenko reveals recipe for releasing political prisoners — 250 people for one phone call
Politics

Lukashenko reveals recipe for releasing political prisoners — 250 people for one phone call

The Belarusian leader proves that diplomacy is simple: invite an American representative over for tea, chat about peace, and release half a thousand people.

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Ministers Reveal That Agreeing Is Harder Than They Thought — Workforce Strategy Postponed to Next Century
Politics

Ministers Reveal That Agreeing Is Harder Than They Thought — Workforce Strategy Postponed to Next Century

Government representatives admit that developing a strategy is as complicated as agreeing on whether to watch Liepāja Metallurg games standing or sitting.

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