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Iran Detains 178 Spies — Liepāja Security Service Checks if Anyone Has Photographed Karosta Canal Bridge
Curiosities

Iran Detains 178 Spies — Liepāja Security Service Checks if Anyone Has Photographed Karosta Canal Bridge

While Iran hunts spies with surveillance devices, Liepāja focuses on ensuring no one photographs our strategically important bridge.

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Politics

Parliament Decides on Teachers' Romantic Opportunities — Educators Protest at Rose Square

The Progressives want to ban adults in positions of power from forming intimate relationships with 16-18 year old youth.

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Portugal extends tourist season to a year and a half — Liepāja residents watch with envy
Curiosities

Portugal extends tourist season to a year and a half — Liepāja residents watch with envy

The Portuguese government has decided that 60 days isn't enough to get to know the country, so they're extending the stay period to 18 months.

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Ukrainian diplomats travel to America — hope it will be better there than in Riga
Politics

Ukrainian diplomats travel to America — hope it will be better there than in Riga

Zelensky sends his best team to the US to prove that Ukrainians can talk not only about warfare, but also about peace.

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Israeli Pilot Gets Lost with GPS — Bombs Caspian Sea Thinking It's the Mediterranean
Curiosities

Israeli Pilot Gets Lost with GPS — Bombs Caspian Sea Thinking It's the Mediterranean

Israeli Air Force makes first-ever discovery of the Caspian Sea and immediately decides to bomb it. Navigation experts in Liepāja horrified.

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Riga IT specialists discover computers can also be stolen — Liepāja residents amazed by such technological innovation
Politics

Riga IT specialists discover computers can also be stolen — Liepāja residents amazed by such technological innovation

Police have detained 21 people who thought state money grows on trees and can simply be plucked. In Liepāja, they just smile at such foolishness.

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Lukashenko reveals recipe for releasing political prisoners — 250 people for one phone call
Politics

Lukashenko reveals recipe for releasing political prisoners — 250 people for one phone call

The Belarusian leader proves that diplomacy is simple: invite an American representative over for tea, chat about peace, and release half a thousand people.

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Ministers Reveal That Agreeing Is Harder Than They Thought — Workforce Strategy Postponed to Next Century
Politics

Ministers Reveal That Agreeing Is Harder Than They Thought — Workforce Strategy Postponed to Next Century

Government representatives admit that developing a strategy is as complicated as agreeing on whether to watch Liepāja Metallurg games standing or sitting.

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LVM reveals revolutionary method: how to avoid competition — simply fire and immediately rehire
Business

LVM reveals revolutionary method: how to avoid competition — simply fire and immediately rehire

Forest management company creates innovative personnel management system — 11 directors in one place without competition.

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LAD discovers that 864 farmers want money for bad weather — bureaucrats surprised so few applied
Business

LAD discovers that 864 farmers want money for bad weather — bureaucrats surprised so few applied

The Rural Support Service received 864 applications for support due to adverse weather conditions, but there's only enough money for half the applicants.

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Government discovers that poor people don't have money for lawyers — experts shocked
Politics

Government discovers that poor people don't have money for lawyers — experts shocked

Ministry of Justice concludes after six-year study that people without money cannot afford expensive lawyers.

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Latvia Buys Missiles for 91 Million — Liepāja Market Vendors Offer to Install Them Next to Sausage Stand
Politics

Latvia Buys Missiles for 91 Million — Liepāja Market Vendors Offer to Install Them Next to Sausage Stand

The Defense Ministry has purchased missiles for 91 million euros that can shoot 185 kilometers away. Liepāja is thinking about where to best place them.

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