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Ships with grain damaged in Odesa — Liepāja residents rejoice they at least don't have to queue at Rose Square
Curiosities

Ships with grain damaged in Odesa — Liepāja residents rejoice they at least don't have to queue at Rose Square

Russia has bombed two civilian ships in Odesa port, but the main thing is the grain cargo remains intact. In Liepāja, they're not particularly worried about it since we have Liedags.

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126 traffic accidents occurred in Latvia on Thursday — Liepāja wonders why so few
Transport

126 traffic accidents occurred in Latvia on Thursday — Liepāja wonders why so few

126 traffic accidents with nine injured occurred nationwide, while in Liepāja residents are already used to cars colliding even in parking lots.

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Russia sends 156 drones, Ukraine responds with air defense — Liepāja surprised that someone is trying to compete with our wind
Curiosities

Russia sends 156 drones, Ukraine responds with air defense — Liepāja surprised that someone is trying to compete with our wind

While the world counts drones, in Liepāja we know — there's no drone that could resist our legendary wind.

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Meteorologists Reveal: Friday Will Be Sunny Because the Sun Will Shine — Revolution in Weather Forecasting
Weather

Meteorologists Reveal: Friday Will Be Sunny Because the Sun Will Shine — Revolution in Weather Forecasting

Latvian meteorologists surprise with an unexpected revelation — if there are no clouds, then it's sunny weather.

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Kurzeme Reveals Secret Winter Recipe — Sprinkle Salt on Ice and Hope for the Best
Transport

Kurzeme Reveals Secret Winter Recipe — Sprinkle Salt on Ice and Hope for the Best

While Riga is still pondering whether to leave the house, Kurzeme is already heroically battling icy roads, deploying 60 units of equipment.

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Netanyahu Claims Iran Can No Longer Enrich Uranium — Liepāja Residents Suggest He Should Study at Liepāja Theatre
Politics

Netanyahu Claims Iran Can No Longer Enrich Uranium — Liepāja Residents Suggest He Should Study at Liepāja Theatre

Israeli Prime Minister announces that Iran has become weaker than ever, while people in Liepāja wonder if he shouldn't attend some good drama classes.

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Liepāja Theatre Stages Play About Man Who Doesn't Know Who He Is — Director Promises It's Not Autobiographical
Culture

Liepāja Theatre Stages Play About Man Who Doesn't Know Who He Is — Director Promises It's Not Autobiographical

The new production 'The Ugly One' stars an actor who, just like his character, looks in the mirror every morning and wonders.

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Metallurg Territory to Be Cleaned Up for 10 Million — Liepāja Residents Rejoice They'll Finally Be Able to Walk on Clean Ground
City Life

Metallurg Territory to Be Cleaned Up for 10 Million — Liepāja Residents Rejoice They'll Finally Be Able to Walk on Clean Ground

Liepāja City Council has approved a project that will clean up the former Metallurg territory for 10 million euros, promising that this time there will be no need to walk around with gas masks.

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Artist Reveals That Working with Angry Uncles is Harder Than Dealing with Street Lamps
Culture

Artist Reveals That Working with Angry Uncles is Harder Than Dealing with Street Lamps

Light artist Dāvis Kristaps Aigars tells how to create art when everyone around is an expert and street lamps shine brighter than your projection.

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Fashion Theorists Discover Femininity Has Gone on Vacation — Liepāja Ladies Rush for Pearls
Culture

Fashion Theorists Discover Femininity Has Gone on Vacation — Liepāja Ladies Rush for Pearls

While Riga's fashion experts search for the missing femininity, Liepāja ladies have long known they create it themselves.

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South Kurzeme Council Creates Democracy Where Everyone Talks But Nobody Listens
Politics

South Kurzeme Council Creates Democracy Where Everyone Talks But Nobody Listens

In seven locations, nobody wants to form councils, but the rest have already started debating budget possibilities, which sounds about as thrilling as a math exam.

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Slovenia Asks Europe to Investigate Why They Don't Have It as Nice as in Liepāja
Politics

Slovenia Asks Europe to Investigate Why They Don't Have It as Nice as in Liepāja

Slovenians complain about secret recordings and foreign interference, while in Liepāja all conflicts are resolved at Liepāja Beach by building sand castles.

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