Transport
Kurzeme Reveals Secret Winter Recipe — Sprinkle Salt on Ice and Hope for the Best
While Riga is still pondering whether to leave the house, Kurzeme is already heroically battling icy roads, deploying 60 units of equipment.
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Politics
Netanyahu Claims Iran Can No Longer Enrich Uranium — Liepāja Residents Suggest He Should Study at Liepāja Theatre
Israeli Prime Minister announces that Iran has become weaker than ever, while people in Liepāja wonder if he shouldn't attend some good drama classes.
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Culture
Liepāja Theatre Stages Play About Man Who Doesn't Know Who He Is — Director Promises It's Not Autobiographical
The new production 'The Ugly One' stars an actor who, just like his character, looks in the mirror every morning and wonders.
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City Life
Metallurg Territory to Be Cleaned Up for 10 Million — Liepāja Residents Rejoice They'll Finally Be Able to Walk on Clean Ground
Liepāja City Council has approved a project that will clean up the former Metallurg territory for 10 million euros, promising that this time there will be no need to walk around with gas masks.
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Culture
Artist Reveals That Working with Angry Uncles is Harder Than Dealing with Street Lamps
Light artist Dāvis Kristaps Aigars tells how to create art when everyone around is an expert and street lamps shine brighter than your projection.
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Culture
Fashion Theorists Discover Femininity Has Gone on Vacation — Liepāja Ladies Rush for Pearls
While Riga's fashion experts search for the missing femininity, Liepāja ladies have long known they create it themselves.
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Politics
South Kurzeme Council Creates Democracy Where Everyone Talks But Nobody Listens
In seven locations, nobody wants to form councils, but the rest have already started debating budget possibilities, which sounds about as thrilling as a math exam.
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Politics
Slovenia Asks Europe to Investigate Why They Don't Have It as Nice as in Liepāja
Slovenians complain about secret recordings and foreign interference, while in Liepāja all conflicts are resolved at Liepāja Beach by building sand castles.
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Politics
Danes Plan to Blow Up Airports if Trump's Army Arrives for Greenland — Liepāja Residents Suggest Selling Karosta
The Danish army has deployed explosives in Greenland to prevent US aircraft from landing, while in Liepāja we peacefully continue selling fresh produce.
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Curiosities
German Minister Reveals Children Get Radicalized Online Faster Than Liepāja Residents Learn Tram Ticket Prices
German minister warns that youth become radicals online faster than she can say it. In Liepāja, they're not particularly worried — here children prefer playing in Jūrmala Park.
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Culture
Liepāja Theatre Loses Voice That Could Out-Shout Even Ice Hall Ventilators
Ilga Martinsone lived 88 years and maintained Liepāja Theatre's musical reputation for half a century.
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Business
Competition Council reveals fuel price mystery — turns out they're determined by the free market
The Competition Council, after an in-depth investigation, concludes that fuel prices in Latvia are indeed determined by the free market, not by evil gas station owners.
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