
US Marines Rush on Urgent Business Trip - Liepāja Rockers Say: 'Need More Guitars, Fewer Tanks'
Americans are rushing 2,200 Marines to the Middle East, while Liepāja thinks conflicts are better resolved with rock concerts.
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Americans are rushing 2,200 Marines to the Middle East, while Liepāja thinks conflicts are better resolved with rock concerts.

Rodrigesa replaces military leadership while Trump says from the sidelines that he's practically running the country himself. Karosta comments: "At least tourists pay to get into our prison."

A Lithuanian company has found that in Latvia, food is cheaper to buy at Lidl, but more expensive at Mego stores. Liepāja residents comment: we still go to Jānis at the harbor.

EU leaders have decided that children need protection from social networks, but so far nobody knows how to do it.

Ukrainian drones have changed tactics and now attack Russian artillery and operators instead of infantry. ISW experts are surprised by such strategic thinking.

After years of research, IEA scientists have discovered that driving less consumes less fuel. In Liepāja, they call this common sense.

A man with nearly three per mille of alcohol in his blood thought he was ready for Formula 1 racing, but police had other ideas.
In three cases within one week in Kurzeme, mothers proved that finding alcohol isn't a problem, but childcare - yes.

Construction work will resume on Raiņa Street on Monday, transforming the main street into a slalom course where 30 km/h is the new speed record.

While Riga is still arguing about what an equinox is, Liepāja's tram has already noticed that days have become longer than its working hours.

European countries have promised safe shipping in Hormuz, but only after a ceasefire — about as practical a solution as promising good weather after the rain stops falling.

While Riga hotels are still figuring out how to earn more, Liepāja's Promenade Hotel has already proven the recipe is simple — build more rooms and wait for a miracle.