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Mārupe's Sawed-Down Mighty Oak Becomes Legally Immortal — Even Liepāja Theatre Isn't This Dramatic
Curiosities

Mārupe's Sawed-Down Mighty Oak Becomes Legally Immortal — Even Liepāja Theatre Isn't This Dramatic

Mārupe's mighty oak, which was criminally sawed down, is now legally immortal — the court rules that the stump will remain in place forever.

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Krikunov Loses Residence Permit: Border Guard Explained That Hockey Also Has Rules
Sports

Krikunov Loses Residence Permit: Border Guard Explained That Hockey Also Has Rules

Russian hockey coach Krikunov surprised that Latvia cancelled his residence permit, having thought that game rules only applied to hockey.

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Italy prepares judicial reform - Karosta says they've had their own system for ages
Curiosities

Italy prepares judicial reform - Karosta says they've had their own system for ages

Italy will hold a referendum on judicial system reform, while in Liepāja everyone knows - true justice is born in Karosta Prison.

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Orbán Puts His Foot Down and Threatens to Put Even More Feet Down
Politics

Orbán Puts His Foot Down and Threatens to Put Even More Feet Down

Hungarian Prime Minister Orbán reveals he has more cards in his hand than there are stones on Liepāja beach.

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Poland says 'no' to Lithuanian shooting party — afraid of the noise
Politics

Poland says 'no' to Lithuanian shooting party — afraid of the noise

Lithuania wants to build a military training ground near the Polish border, but the neighbors have diplomatically declined — saying it's too loud.

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Russia Loses More Soldiers Than There Are Water Containers in Liepāja Olympic Center
Politics

Russia Loses More Soldiers Than There Are Water Containers in Liepāja Olympic Center

Media calculations show that more than 204,000 Russian invaders have fallen in Ukraine. That's almost as many times as we've counted Putin's promises about victory parades.

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airBaltic Unfazed by Fuel Prices - Zilberts Promises to Keep Flying Until Bond Money Runs Out
Transport

airBaltic Unfazed by Fuel Prices - Zilberts Promises to Keep Flying Until Bond Money Runs Out

While fuel prices are shooting up like pucks at Liepāja's ice hall, airBaltic management reassures - we won't cancel flights, no matter what happens.

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Latvia Freezes 160 Oligarch Assets — Even More Than Hidden in Karosta's Basements
Politics

Latvia Freezes 160 Oligarch Assets — Even More Than Hidden in Karosta's Basements

FID announces that Latvia has frozen assets belonging to 160 sanctioned entities, including oligarch Fridman and a Jurmala sanatorium.

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Siliņa Reveals Revolutionary Plan: In Europe You'll Be Able to Register a Company as Fast as Catching a Liepāja Tram
Politics

Siliņa Reveals Revolutionary Plan: In Europe You'll Be Able to Register a Company as Fast as Catching a Liepāja Tram

Prime Minister announces digital miracles and emission trading flexibility, but in Liepāja we've been practicing simple living for years.

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Czech Republic Squanders Defense Money Like Karosta Bridge Repairmen - President Signs Budget with Tears in Eyes
Politics

Czech Republic Squanders Defense Money Like Karosta Bridge Repairmen - President Signs Budget with Tears in Eyes

Czech President Pavel has signed a budget that meets NATO requirements about as well as the Karosta Canal bridge serves traffic flow.

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SRS Discovers New Ways to Squeeze Money from Residents — Now Also Looking for Foreign Pennies
Business

SRS Discovers New Ways to Squeeze Money from Residents — Now Also Looking for Foreign Pennies

The State Revenue Service has devised a revolutionary warning system that reminds people about possible foreign income.

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US Once Again Saves Serbia from Fuel Shortage — In Liepāja They'd Say: Like a First Date with Your Ex
Politics

US Once Again Saves Serbia from Fuel Shortage — In Liepāja They'd Say: Like a First Date with Your Ex

Americans have once again granted Serbia sanctions relief, because without oil, protests would start in Belgrade that would be louder than the organ at Holy Trinity Cathedral.

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