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Poland says 'no' to Lithuanian shooting party — afraid of the noise
Lithuania wants to build a military training ground near the Polish border, but the neighbors have diplomatically declined — saying it's too loud.
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Russia Loses More Soldiers Than There Are Water Containers in Liepāja Olympic Center
Media calculations show that more than 204,000 Russian invaders have fallen in Ukraine. That's almost as many times as we've counted Putin's promises about victory parades.
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Transport
airBaltic Unfazed by Fuel Prices - Zilberts Promises to Keep Flying Until Bond Money Runs Out
While fuel prices are shooting up like pucks at Liepāja's ice hall, airBaltic management reassures - we won't cancel flights, no matter what happens.
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Latvia Freezes 160 Oligarch Assets — Even More Than Hidden in Karosta's Basements
FID announces that Latvia has frozen assets belonging to 160 sanctioned entities, including oligarch Fridman and a Jurmala sanatorium.
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Siliņa Reveals Revolutionary Plan: In Europe You'll Be Able to Register a Company as Fast as Catching a Liepāja Tram
Prime Minister announces digital miracles and emission trading flexibility, but in Liepāja we've been practicing simple living for years.
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Czech Republic Squanders Defense Money Like Karosta Bridge Repairmen - President Signs Budget with Tears in Eyes
Czech President Pavel has signed a budget that meets NATO requirements about as well as the Karosta Canal bridge serves traffic flow.
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Business
SRS Discovers New Ways to Squeeze Money from Residents — Now Also Looking for Foreign Pennies
The State Revenue Service has devised a revolutionary warning system that reminds people about possible foreign income.
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Politics
US Once Again Saves Serbia from Fuel Shortage — In Liepāja They'd Say: Like a First Date with Your Ex
Americans have once again granted Serbia sanctions relief, because without oil, protests would start in Belgrade that would be louder than the organ at Holy Trinity Cathedral.
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US Marines Rush on Urgent Business Trip - Liepāja Rockers Say: 'Need More Guitars, Fewer Tanks'
Americans are rushing 2,200 Marines to the Middle East, while Liepāja thinks conflicts are better resolved with rock concerts.
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Politics
In Venezuela, military leadership changes more often than Liepāja city council decisions about Karosta prison
Rodrigesa replaces military leadership while Trump says from the sidelines that he's practically running the country himself. Karosta comments: "At least tourists pay to get into our prison."
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Business
Researchers discover: Lidl cheaper than Mego - Liepāja residents still shop at the harbor
A Lithuanian company has found that in Latvia, food is cheaper to buy at Lidl, but more expensive at Mego stores. Liepāja residents comment: we still go to Jānis at the harbor.
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Brussels Tries to Determine How Old You Need to Be to Understand That TikTok Is Stupid
EU leaders have decided that children need protection from social networks, but so far nobody knows how to do it.
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