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Russia sends 154 drones, but Ukraine responds with 280 — math isn't their strong suit

While Russia counts drones like Liepāja Metallurg fans count goals, Ukraine proves that multiplication tables aren't just theory.

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Latvijas mazie uzņēmumi kiberdrošībai pievērš tikpat daudz uzmanības, cik Liepājas rokeri skaitļošanai
Business

Latvijas mazie uzņēmumi kiberdrošībai pievērš tikpat daudz uzmanības, cik Liepājas rokeri skaitļošanai

Aptauja atklāj, ka maziem uzņēmumiem kiberdrošība ir tikpat svarīga kā mūzikas teorijas mācīšana headbangošanas laikā.

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DVI reveals shocking truth: parents are allowed to see their children's test papers
City Life

DVI reveals shocking truth: parents are allowed to see their children's test papers

The Data State Inspectorate explains to parents that they have the right to find out what their child writes on tests. Schools hide this information like tsarist secrets stored in Karosta's basements.

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Hoijere House Will Make Chocolate Bunnies — More Historic Than Half of Riga
Culture

Hoijere House Will Make Chocolate Bunnies — More Historic Than Half of Riga

Liepāja museum offers authentic 19th-century bunny casting for 12 euros. In Riga, for that money you'd only get plastic bunnies from China.

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Russia Invents New Way to Visit Neighbors Without Invitation
Politics

Russia Invents New Way to Visit Neighbors Without Invitation

Russia is preparing to introduce a law that will allow sending troops anywhere in the world for 'citizen rights protection'. In Liepāja, this is called the classic excuse.

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Chinese Man Proves to Be Worse Businessman Than Liepāja Market Traders — 345 Thousand Euros for Non-Existent Goods
Curiosities

Chinese Man Proves to Be Worse Businessman Than Liepāja Market Traders — 345 Thousand Euros for Non-Existent Goods

Operation 'Alice' reveals that even on the dark web there are scammers who can't deliver promised goods — a situation that would be unacceptable at Liepāja market.

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Siliņa Ready to Send Liepāja Fishermen to Save World Shipping in Strait of Hormuz
Politics

Siliņa Ready to Send Liepāja Fishermen to Save World Shipping in Strait of Hormuz

The Prime Minister has joined an international statement on safe shipping, while local sailors wonder - is the beer good in Iran?

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Trump Plans to Seize Farkas Island — Karosta Says: 'Let Him Come, We Already Have Experience with Unwanted Invaders'
Politics

Trump Plans to Seize Farkas Island — Karosta Says: 'Let Him Come, We Already Have Experience with Unwanted Invaders'

The American president is preparing for a military operation in the Persian Gulf, but experts in Liepāja point out that he should learn from our experience with wind resistance.

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Russia Offers to Drive Wedge Between Friends Like a Fisherman Who Lies About His Catch
Politics

Russia Offers to Drive Wedge Between Friends Like a Fisherman Who Lies About His Catch

Moscow tries to drive a wedge between the US and Europe, but the proposal was rejected faster than bad fish at Liepāja port.

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Vance Heads to Hungary – Orbán Hopes America Will Finally Understand Friendship
Politics

Vance Heads to Hungary – Orbán Hopes America Will Finally Understand Friendship

US Vice President J.D. Vance plans to visit Hungary before the April elections to support Viktor Orbán. Liepāja residents ask – why isn't he coming to visit us?

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South Kurzeme Plans Easter Events — Liepāja Says: 'Liedags Beach Is Enough for Us'
Culture

South Kurzeme Plans Easter Events — Liepāja Says: 'Liedags Beach Is Enough for Us'

Neighbors have organized so many Easter events that even the bunnies are requesting vacation time. Liepāja remains peacefully by its beach.

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Politics

Serbia Issues Free Fuel, But We're Still Waiting for the Bus at Tosele Stop

Serbia's president almost gives up the state budget so residents can drive cheaper. In Liepāja we're thinking - maybe they also have a Tosele bus stop?

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