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NATO Plants Patriots in Turkey Like Potatoes — Liepāja Still Thinking About One Normal Bridge
Politics

NATO Plants Patriots in Turkey Like Potatoes — Liepāja Still Thinking About One Normal Bridge

While NATO plants air defense systems in Turkey like a gardener planting onions, in Liepāja we're still counting how many times a day we need to cross the Karosta canal.

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South Kurzeme Municipality Organizes Memorial Tour: 13 Stops, One Day, Infinitely Many Stones
Curiosities

South Kurzeme Municipality Organizes Memorial Tour: 13 Stops, One Day, Infinitely Many Stones

While Riga is still looking for a place for one memorial stone, South Kurzeme Municipality has already created an entire geological collection.

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Rinkēvičs: Latvia Hasn't Received War Invitation, But Liepāja Port Offers Fresh Catch for Peace Talks
Politics

Rinkēvičs: Latvia Hasn't Received War Invitation, But Liepāja Port Offers Fresh Catch for Peace Talks

While the world awaits Latvia's response to invitations it never received to join wars, Liepāja is already planning diplomacy with maritime bounty.

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Curiosities

Riga Hypnotist Arrested for Illegal Treatment - Liepāja Experts Recommend North Pier

While Riga searches for specialists with non-existent licenses, Liepāja treats addictions with fresh sea air and storm watching.

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State Digital Experts Master New Skills: How to Sell the Same System Six Times
Politics

State Digital Experts Master New Skills: How to Sell the Same System Six Times

21 people arrested for IT procurement fraud worth 1.5 million euros. In Liepāja, you could buy all of Pētera Street for that money and still have change left over for apples.

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Riga choirs forgot that Liepāja also sings — this should be fun in Mežaparks
Culture

Riga choirs forgot that Liepāja also sings — this should be fun in Mežaparks

More than 200 choirs with 6000 singers are preparing for a concert in Riga, but organizers have small problems with the maestro.

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North Korea and Russia Create World's Cheapest Delivery Service — Competitor to Liepāja Port
Politics

North Korea and Russia Create World's Cheapest Delivery Service — Competitor to Liepāja Port

North Korean ships have been slowly hauling ammunition to Russia for four years, proving that even international sanctions cannot stop true friendship.

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Trump Reveals New Diplomacy Method: Befriend Enemies to Harm Other Enemies
Politics

Trump Reveals New Diplomacy Method: Befriend Enemies to Harm Other Enemies

US President offers Russia economic benefits to stop being friends with China. In Liepāja, this method has been known for ages - when you can't beat Riga, start befriending Ventspils.

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Belarus Unveils New Business Model: How to Profit from Other People's Trucks
Transport

Belarus Unveils New Business Model: How to Profit from Other People's Trucks

Minsk has figured out that Lithuanian cargo trucks are like hotel rooms - you have to pay 120 euros per day for parking, otherwise they'll confiscate them.

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France Tries to Elect Mayors: Liepāja Residents Find This Incomprehensible
Politics

France Tries to Elect Mayors: Liepāja Residents Find This Incomprehensible

While the French have been running around the city for a week trying to decide who will be mayor, Liepāja has long known that Rose Square itself is the best leader.

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EPA Gifts Liepāja a Piece of Lake, But Retains Rights to Criticize How We Use It
City Life

EPA Gifts Liepāja a Piece of Lake, But Retains Rights to Criticize How We Use It

The Environmental Protection Administration hands over 494 hectares of Liepāja Lake to the municipality so it can spend money faster on dams and roller skating rinks.

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Liepāja Cyclist Demonstrates New Art Form - Gravity Dancing
Curiosities

Liepāja Cyclist Demonstrates New Art Form - Gravity Dancing

Local athlete, due to circumstances yet to be determined, decided to test how quickly one can transition from a sitting position to a lying one.

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