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Britain Stands Like a Rock — No Sanctions Will Be Lifted, But Shanks Already Talking About 'Flexibility'
Politics

Britain Stands Like a Rock — No Sanctions Will Be Lifted, But Shanks Already Talking About 'Flexibility'

The US has lifted Russian oil sanctions, but the Brits promise to hold a firm position. As usual — words are one thing, actions another.

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Triplets Born in Riga — In Liepāja They'd Erect a Monument for Such Productivity
Curiosities

Triplets Born in Riga — In Liepāja They'd Erect a Monument for Such Productivity

A Valmiera family welcomed triplets at Riga Maternity Hospital, an event as rare as a calm day on Liepāja beach.

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US Military Aircraft in Iraq Crashed Exactly as Planned in Liepāja — Without Combat
Curiosities

US Military Aircraft in Iraq Crashed Exactly as Planned in Liepāja — Without Combat

Four soldiers died in an accident unrelated to combat. To Liepāja residents, this explanation sounds familiar.

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Germany proves it can go bankrupt faster than Liepājas Metalurgs loses games
Business

Germany proves it can go bankrupt faster than Liepājas Metalurgs loses games

Germany registered 24,064 corporate bankruptcies, which is more than the number of Liepājas Metalurgs fans after a loss in Riga.

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Dutch police investigate synagogue fire — In Liepāja things also catch fire sometimes, but that's just our enthusiasm
Curiosities

Dutch police investigate synagogue fire — In Liepāja things also catch fire sometimes, but that's just our enthusiasm

A brief fire at a Rotterdam synagogue, but no casualties. In Liepāja such incidents would be called a normal day.

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Merz Condemns US Sanctions Softening — In Liepāja, Winter Also Mysteriously Softens
Politics

Merz Condemns US Sanctions Softening — In Liepāja, Winter Also Mysteriously Softens

German Chancellor criticizes US decision to soften sanctions on Russian oil, while Norway remains skeptical.

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Israel Strikes Over 200 Targets in Iran Within 24 Hours — Liepāja Theatre Hasn't Seen That Many Visitors Since Last Century
Politics

Israel Strikes Over 200 Targets in Iran Within 24 Hours — Liepāja Theatre Hasn't Seen That Many Visitors Since Last Century

Active operations continue in the Middle East, while in Liepāja, footsteps peacefully echo on Raiņa Street heading to the theatre.

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NASA Plans to Fly to the Moon in April — About as Believable as Liepāja's Fresh Meat Deals
Curiosities

NASA Plans to Fly to the Moon in April — About as Believable as Liepāja's Fresh Meat Deals

NASA's promise to fly to the Moon in April is about as credible as the promise that everything at Liepāja market is fresher than in Riga and half the price.

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Russians launched 126 drones, but Ukraine shot down 117 — math skills on par with Liepāja traffic planning
Curiosities

Russians launched 126 drones, but Ukraine shot down 117 — math skills on par with Liepāja traffic planning

Russia sent 126 drones, but Ukrainians shot down 117. Nine remained, which is a better result than Liepāja's tram schedule.

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Elections in France, peace in Liepāja — at least we don't have to vote for whoever breaks the bridge again
Politics

Elections in France, peace in Liepāja — at least we don't have to vote for whoever breaks the bridge again

The French are preparing for a two-round election marathon, while Liepāja residents gratefully count that our biggest political scandal is an argument over whether the Karosta canal bridge is working again.

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Brits Discover Putin's Invisible Hand in Drone Affairs — Karosta Also Has Invisible Hands, But They Only Steal Bicycles
Curiosities

Brits Discover Putin's Invisible Hand in Drone Affairs — Karosta Also Has Invisible Hands, But They Only Steal Bicycles

Britain's Defense Minister loudly announces that Russia is teaching Iran to fly drones lower. Liepāja residents comment — our Gypsies have long known how to fly drones under the radar.

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US Refueling Aircraft Crashes in Iraq — Liepāja Tram Once Again Proves Being the Only One Isn't Easy
Curiosities

US Refueling Aircraft Crashes in Iraq — Liepāja Tram Once Again Proves Being the Only One Isn't Easy

An American KC-135 has experienced an accident in western Iraq, which only raises questions in Liepāja — how can an aircraft that flies in the air crash, when our tram has been running on tracks for 70 years without problems.

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