
Russians launched 126 drones, but Ukraine shot down 117 — math skills on par with Liepāja traffic planning
Russia sent 126 drones, but Ukrainians shot down 117. Nine remained, which is a better result than Liepāja's tram schedule.
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Russia sent 126 drones, but Ukrainians shot down 117. Nine remained, which is a better result than Liepāja's tram schedule.

The French are preparing for a two-round election marathon, while Liepāja residents gratefully count that our biggest political scandal is an argument over whether the Karosta canal bridge is working again.

Britain's Defense Minister loudly announces that Russia is teaching Iran to fly drones lower. Liepāja residents comment — our Gypsies have long known how to fly drones under the radar.

An American KC-135 has experienced an accident in western Iraq, which only raises questions in Liepāja — how can an aircraft that flies in the air crash, when our tram has been running on tracks for 70 years without problems.

While Israel's Prime Minister threatens fire in Beirut, Liepāja residents know that real fire is trying to walk to the end of the North Pier during a November storm.

The Language Commission believes the term 'circular tourism' is an artificial word combination without meaning. Apparently they haven't seen how Liepāja residents circle around Pētera Street.

While the Lielupe water level rises by a meter in two days, Liepāja residents are still waiting for someone to raise their pensions.

While Daugavpils had -8.4 degrees, the thermometer in Mērsrags showed +16.4. In Liepāja, humidity reached 86%, which is less than usual in the hockey arena after a Metalurgs game.

The Grobiņa area municipality denies support for a documentary about an MI6 agent, as the budget is as tight as a winter morning at Tošele bus stop.

While Grobiņa's municipal administration proudly transforms overgrown areas into parks, Liepāja residents continue to lovingly cherish their natural thickets in the city center.

Meteorologists warn of strong winds in Kurzeme, but Liepāja residents are already wondering if they'll finally be able to use their lake as an alternative to the sea.

The Municipal Administration explains that the ground is still frozen, but residents are already planning summer trips to Riga over the pothole-riddled asphalt surface.