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Russians launched 126 drones, but Ukraine shot down 117 — math skills on par with Liepāja traffic planning
Curiosities

Russians launched 126 drones, but Ukraine shot down 117 — math skills on par with Liepāja traffic planning

Russia sent 126 drones, but Ukrainians shot down 117. Nine remained, which is a better result than Liepāja's tram schedule.

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Elections in France, peace in Liepāja — at least we don't have to vote for whoever breaks the bridge again
Politics

Elections in France, peace in Liepāja — at least we don't have to vote for whoever breaks the bridge again

The French are preparing for a two-round election marathon, while Liepāja residents gratefully count that our biggest political scandal is an argument over whether the Karosta canal bridge is working again.

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Brits Discover Putin's Invisible Hand in Drone Affairs — Karosta Also Has Invisible Hands, But They Only Steal Bicycles
Curiosities

Brits Discover Putin's Invisible Hand in Drone Affairs — Karosta Also Has Invisible Hands, But They Only Steal Bicycles

Britain's Defense Minister loudly announces that Russia is teaching Iran to fly drones lower. Liepāja residents comment — our Gypsies have long known how to fly drones under the radar.

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US Refueling Aircraft Crashes in Iraq — Liepāja Tram Once Again Proves Being the Only One Isn't Easy
Curiosities

US Refueling Aircraft Crashes in Iraq — Liepāja Tram Once Again Proves Being the Only One Isn't Easy

An American KC-135 has experienced an accident in western Iraq, which only raises questions in Liepāja — how can an aircraft that flies in the air crash, when our tram has been running on tracks for 70 years without problems.

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Netanyahu is playing with fire, but he's never been to the North Pier during a storm
Curiosities

Netanyahu is playing with fire, but he's never been to the North Pier during a storm

While Israel's Prime Minister threatens fire in Beirut, Liepāja residents know that real fire is trying to walk to the end of the North Pier during a November storm.

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Linguists reject term 'circular tourism' - apparently haven't been to Pētera Street on Saturday
Curiosities

Linguists reject term 'circular tourism' - apparently haven't been to Pētera Street on Saturday

The Language Commission believes the term 'circular tourism' is an artificial word combination without meaning. Apparently they haven't seen how Liepāja residents circle around Pētera Street.

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Latvian rivers rising faster than Liepāja real estate prices
Weather

Latvian rivers rising faster than Liepāja real estate prices

While the Lielupe water level rises by a meter in two days, Liepāja residents are still waiting for someone to raise their pensions.

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Early March was four degrees warmer – even Liepāja 'Metalurgs' fans started taking off their jackets
Weather

Early March was four degrees warmer – even Liepāja 'Metalurgs' fans started taking off their jackets

While Daugavpils had -8.4 degrees, the thermometer in Mērsrags showed +16.4. In Liepāja, humidity reached 86%, which is less than usual in the hockey arena after a Metalurgs game.

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South Kurzeme Municipality Refuses to Finance Film — Not Enough Money Even for Shorter Editing Than Liepāja Wind
Culture

South Kurzeme Municipality Refuses to Finance Film — Not Enough Money Even for Shorter Editing Than Liepāja Wind

The Grobiņa area municipality denies support for a documentary about an MI6 agent, as the budget is as tight as a winter morning at Tošele bus stop.

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Grobiņa Transforms Thicket into Park, While Is Liepāja Still Waiting for Tošele Area Cleanup
City Life

Grobiņa Transforms Thicket into Park, While Is Liepāja Still Waiting for Tošele Area Cleanup

While Grobiņa's municipal administration proudly transforms overgrown areas into parks, Liepāja residents continue to lovingly cherish their natural thickets in the city center.

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Friday in Kurzeme will be so windy that even Lake Liepāja will start making waves
Weather

Friday in Kurzeme will be so windy that even Lake Liepāja will start making waves

Meteorologists warn of strong winds in Kurzeme, but Liepāja residents are already wondering if they'll finally be able to use their lake as an alternative to the sea.

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Liepāja's streets will wait for spring longer than the Karosta canal bridge repair deadline
City Life

Liepāja's streets will wait for spring longer than the Karosta canal bridge repair deadline

The Municipal Administration explains that the ground is still frozen, but residents are already planning summer trips to Riga over the pothole-riddled asphalt surface.

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