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Liepāja Acquires Modern Holiday Object That Is Simultaneously Laconically Modular and Attractive to Any Generation
Culture

Liepāja Acquires Modern Holiday Object That Is Simultaneously Laconically Modular and Attractive to Any Generation

The city's chief artist explains how to create an object with a limited budget that plays well with winds and allows children to recite poetry.

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LDz cancels procurement and decides to renovate station on their own - kind of like how we promise to go to the beach every summer
Transport

LDz cancels procurement and decides to renovate station on their own - kind of like how we promise to go to the beach every summer

Latvian Railway has decided to renovate Liepāja station on their own because the procurement was too complicated. It's like promising every year to go swimming in the Baltic Sea - good intentions, but complicated execution.

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Finnish winter swimmers reveal the secret of happiness: tie yourself with a ribbon like a Liepāja seagull
Curiosities

Finnish winter swimmers reveal the secret of happiness: tie yourself with a ribbon like a Liepāja seagull

The UN report on world happiness shows Nordic countries dominating, but a Liepāja resident reveals that the Finnish secret to happiness is simple - they just tie themselves down so the wind won't blow them away.

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Jaunliepāja activist Ieva Balode-Ziemele surprised that evening market has become more popular than the beach in windy weather
Culture

Jaunliepāja activist Ieva Balode-Ziemele surprised that evening market has become more popular than the beach in windy weather

The leader of the 'JaunLiepāja' association receives an award for community building and market organization, which has proven that Liepāja residents prefer shopping to going to the sea.

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Zemturi recalls fresh milk due to Q fever — at least now it's clear why everyone in Liepāja only drinks coffee
Curiosities

Zemturi recalls fresh milk due to Q fever — at least now it's clear why everyone in Liepāja only drinks coffee

Farm Zemturi has recalled five tons of fresh milk after Q fever was discovered in a cow, but Liepāja residents calmly continue drinking coffee on Pētera Street.

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Liepāja scammers try to gain access to Signal accounts, but nobody knows what that is
Curiosities

Liepāja scammers try to gain access to Signal accounts, but nobody knows what that is

While the world worries about Signal security, Liepāja residents peacefully continue communicating by phone and Facebook Messenger.

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EU Court Resolves Document Issues, But at Tosele Bus Stop It's Still Unclear Which Bus is the Real One
Curiosities

EU Court Resolves Document Issues, But at Tosele Bus Stop It's Still Unclear Which Bus is the Real One

While Bulgaria argues over documents, the biggest problem for Liepāja residents is figuring out whether the bus that stops at Tosele actually goes where it says it does.

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Latvia to Test Drones - Finally Something That Can Jump Over Liepāja's Wind
Curiosities

Latvia to Test Drones - Finally Something That Can Jump Over Liepāja's Wind

The Ministry of Defense announces drone tests, but Liepāja residents already know - if drones can survive our wind, they'll survive anywhere.

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Latvia signs contract with Finnish company, but Durbe soldiers still ride bicycles
Politics

Latvia signs contract with Finnish company, but Durbe soldiers still ride bicycles

The Defense Ministry signed a contract with 'Patria' for armored vehicle maintenance, while in Liepāja we peacefully think that at least our tram has never broken down on a battlefield.

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International Maritime Organization to Hold Emergency Talks on Strait of Hormuz — Meanwhile Liepāja Port Still Debating Ship Parking Rules
Politics

International Maritime Organization to Hold Emergency Talks on Strait of Hormuz — Meanwhile Liepāja Port Still Debating Ship Parking Rules

While the world panics over the closed Strait of Hormuz and oil prices, Liepāja peacefully continues debating whether ships can stay in port longer than two hours without paying.

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Israel Threatens to Occupy Lebanese Territories - Liepāja Peacefully Observes from Liedags
Politics

Israel Threatens to Occupy Lebanese Territories - Liepāja Peacefully Observes from Liedags

While territorial division games continue in the Middle East, Liepāja residents think that at least our Liedags is safe from occupation.

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Brits Replace Churchill with Badger — Liepāja Theatre Has No Such Problem
Curiosities

Brits Replace Churchill with Badger — Liepāja Theatre Has No Such Problem

Britain plans to replace historic figures on banknotes with wildlife, which only causes shoulder shrugging in Liepāja.

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