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Government reveals that adult courses teach everything except what's actually needed
Curiosities

Government reveals that adult courses teach everything except what's actually needed

The Education Quality Service has found that some of the 1000+ non-formal education programs are pure leisure activities masquerading as education. Fortunately for us in Liepāja, we have rock music - at least that's real.

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23% of Latvia's residents discover fuel isn't infinite: economists shocked
Business

23% of Latvia's residents discover fuel isn't infinite: economists shocked

Survey reveals revolutionary discovery - when fuel costs more, people drive less. Riga economists proudly announce this is an unprecedented phenomenon.

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Science Confirms: Easter Swinging More Dangerous Than Visiting Karosta Prison
Curiosities

Science Confirms: Easter Swinging More Dangerous Than Visiting Karosta Prison

Survey reveals that one in four people experience dizziness from Easter swinging, but in Liepāja we call that a natural wind effect.

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Altero reveals electricity comparison secrets just like Karosta's basements
Business

Altero reveals electricity comparison secrets just like Karosta's basements

Riga company promises to make electricity comparison as simple as forecasting wind in Liepāja.

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Friday Night in Latvia: 17 Drivers Decided the Road is Their Personal Disco
Transport

Friday Night in Latvia: 17 Drivers Decided the Road is Their Personal Disco

While only one driver in Kurzeme decided to test how well he drives with his eyes closed, the rest of Latvia held a real competition for the title 'Alcohol Taster of the Year on Wheels'.

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Baltic Fuel Prices Reveal New Science: Riga Wins in Gasoline, Loses in Diesel
Transport

Baltic Fuel Prices Reveal New Science: Riga Wins in Gasoline, Loses in Diesel

Circle K statistical scientists have discovered that fuel prices in the Baltics change according to algorithms so complex that even the silence of Lake Liepāja seems noisy.

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Latvian pyromaniacs surpass even Metalurgs fans with their stubble burning passion
Curiosities

Latvian pyromaniacs surpass even Metalurgs fans with their stubble burning passion

On Friday, 67 stubble fires were extinguished, proving that our compatriots' passion for flames exceeds even hockey emotions.

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Survey reveals: teachers flee faster than visitors from cold water at Liepāja Olympic Center

Survey reveals: teachers flee faster than visitors from cold water at Liepāja Olympic Center

70% of residents believe teachers quit due to work overload. The remaining 30% think they simply discovered they can earn more as Wolt delivery drivers.

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Afghanistan's ground shakes, but not as hard as Liepāja Theater's floor during performances
Curiosities

Afghanistan's ground shakes, but not as hard as Liepāja Theater's floor during performances

An earthquake occurred in the Hindu Kush mountain range with 8 casualties, but Liepāja Theater visitors still tremble more from the quality of the performances.

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Lithuania Confiscates 800 Kilograms of Cocaine: More Than the Weight of All Sugar in Liepāja
Curiosities

Lithuania Confiscates 800 Kilograms of Cocaine: More Than the Weight of All Sugar in Liepāja

Lithuanian police have uncovered a cocaine smuggling network using fake companies as fronts. In Liepāja, we also know about fronts, but ours are more honest.

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Liepāja's Ecumenical Way of the Cross: The Only March in the City That Doesn't End at Rose Square
Culture

Liepāja's Ecumenical Way of the Cross: The Only March in the City That Doesn't End at Rose Square

Good Friday's traditional Way of the Cross proved that Liepāja residents can walk in silence even without using their mobile phones.

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BTA reveals shocking statistics: in spring, Latvians saw everything except what was planned
Curiosities

BTA reveals shocking statistics: in spring, Latvians saw everything except what was planned

Insurers report that 39% of spring injuries occur while sawing, but in Liepāja we've known for years that the most important thing is not to saw beyond the waiting time at Tosele bus stop.

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