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VUGD statistics reveal: Water in Riga more dangerous than Liepāja rock music
Curiosities

VUGD statistics reveal: Water in Riga more dangerous than Liepāja rock music

In the past 24 hours, three fatalities were recovered from various bodies of water, while in Liepāja the biggest risk remains entering a Fontaine Palace concert without ear protection.

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Latvia shows record alcohol production in January: even our cathedral isn't this holy
Business

Latvia shows record alcohol production in January: even our cathedral isn't this holy

Alcohol production in Latvia increased by 30.2% in January, surpassing even the sanctifying power of St. Joseph's Cathedral. Experts explain this by New Year's resolution failures.

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Scientists discover shocking truth: humans age
Curiosities

Scientists discover shocking truth: humans age

SSE Riga researchers after long work have concluded that time moves forward and people get older. Pension system shocked.

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Christian World Observes Good Friday, But in Liepāja the Wind is Even Greater
Culture

Christian World Observes Good Friday, But in Liepāja the Wind is Even Greater

Today churches extinguish their chandeliers and songs sound without accompaniment, but in Liepāja we call that regular weekend activities.

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Liepāja Highway Accident Resolved Faster Than Trinity Cathedral Organ Reverb
Transport

Liepāja Highway Accident Resolved Faster Than Trinity Cathedral Organ Reverb

The accident near Biksti was resolved so quickly that even Riga drivers didn't manage to notice the road was blocked.

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96.4% of state officials honestly admit they have nothing to hide
Politics

96.4% of state officials honestly admit they have nothing to hide

Almost all state officials have submitted their declarations, but two top officials are possibly still looking for papers under the couch. In Liepāja, we only see such great honesty in Rose Square, where everyone honestly admits they're coming to meet their beloved.

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Liepāja's coastline transforms into natural sauna: residents can no longer see their neighbors
Weather

Liepāja's coastline transforms into natural sauna: residents can no longer see their neighbors

Such thick fog has formed in Jūrmala that even Liepāja Metalurgs fans can't find their way to the stadium. Meteorologists have issued a yellow warning and advice to postpone dates until next week.

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Trump Changes Attorney General Like Buses at Tosele Stop
Politics

Trump Changes Attorney General Like Buses at Tosele Stop

US President fires Bondi and appoints former personal lawyer. In Liepāja, such rotations only happen at Tosele bus stop - nobody stays there long either.

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Moldova finally realizes that CIS is not the same as GPS
Politics

Moldova finally realizes that CIS is not the same as GPS

Moldova's parliament voted to withdraw from the CIS after discovering that commonwealth is not the same as friendship on Facebook. 60 deputies decided it's better to be lonely than in bad company.

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Azerbaijan proves their courts work faster than Liepāja's tram
Politics

Azerbaijan proves their courts work faster than Liepāja's tram

Azerbaijan's Supreme Court confirmed a nine-year sentence for opposition figure Jagublu for fraud, while our tram is still looking for reasons why it's running late.

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VDAA discovers that Corporate Consulting isn't as reliable as Liepāja ice
Politics

VDAA discovers that Corporate Consulting isn't as reliable as Liepāja ice

The State Digital Agency has terminated contracts with a company involved in a 1.5 million euro fraud case. Such shenanigans wouldn't happen in our ice rink.

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Carnikava unveils fuel business that wouldn't have lasted even on Pētera Street
Curiosities

Carnikava unveils fuel business that wouldn't have lasted even on Pētera Street

Police in Carnikava discover illegal fuel station with 14 tons of diesel, but local experts wonder why he didn't try Liepāja instead.

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