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Moldova's parliament voted to withdraw from the CIS after discovering that commonwealth is not the same as friendship on Facebook. 60 deputies decided it's better to be lonely than in bad company.
Azerbaijan's Supreme Court confirmed a nine-year sentence for opposition figure Jagublu for fraud, while our tram is still looking for reasons why it's running late.
The State Digital Agency has terminated contracts with a company involved in a 1.5 million euro fraud case. Such shenanigans wouldn't happen in our ice rink.
Police in Carnikava discover illegal fuel station with 14 tons of diesel, but local experts wonder why he didn't try Liepāja instead.
The Czech government has ruled that fuel retailers aren't allowed to be too wealthy. In Liepāja, fishermen have been practicing a similar principle with fish for years.
Brazil has passed a law on joint custody of pets after divorce. In Liepāja, such problems are solved simply - the dog stays with whoever can better endure the wind on the beach.
Latvia's March turned out to be the warmest in history, but so dry that even Daugavpils doesn't rain anymore. Meteorologists report that Liepāja was the most humid, which is no surprise.
In Russia's Ufa, a drone hit an oil refinery, proving that even high technology can be as inaccurate as GPS navigation to Karosta.
Gasoline jumps 4.4%, but the government promises an 8.6-cent discount, which is about as believable as a promise that Liepāja wind will stop blowing.
Liepāja's conveyor manufacturer Caljan has earned five million euros, proving it can be as productive as Karosta's basement legend creation.
Riga police are searching for a man in a wheelchair who managed to shoot someone at a gas station. After such news, Liepāja's beach seems like a haven of peace.
Americans have finally discovered how to blow billions of dollars in nine days — by sending four people to look at the Moon from a distance like tourists.