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Liepāja Social Housing Residents Turn Out to Be Free as Birds — Who Would Have Thought?
City Life

Liepāja Social Housing Residents Turn Out to Be Free as Birds — Who Would Have Thought?

After a senior citizen's disappearance, the shocking truth emerges: social housing isn't prison with electronic ankle bracelets.

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Liepāja Nurse's Assistant Defeats Riga Medical Elite with Thirty Years of Trained Patience
City Life

Liepāja Nurse's Assistant Defeats Riga Medical Elite with Thirty Years of Trained Patience

While Riga medics are still learning to tell a stethoscope from a thermometer, Ingrīda Kalniņa at Liepāja Hospital receives a prestigious award for her ability to calm both newborns and their panicked parents.

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Ministry of Health Reveals Revolution: Children Will Be Vaccinated Faster Than a Bach Fugue Plays at Holy Trinity Cathedral
City Life

Ministry of Health Reveals Revolution: Children Will Be Vaccinated Faster Than a Bach Fugue Plays at Holy Trinity Cathedral

The Ministry of Health has decided to outpace the measles virus by moving vaccination from seven to four years of age. While Riga is still searching for funding for basic functions, Liepaja is already planning vaccination ceremonies with organ accompaniment.

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KNAB reveals party accounting miracles: 69 thousand exceeded, but nobody knows why
Politics

KNAB reveals party accounting miracles: 69 thousand exceeded, but nobody knows why

Political parties have proven that mathematics isn't their strongest suit, exceeding allowed expenses by 69 thousand euros.

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NASA repeatedly tries to learn how to fuel up while everyone in Liepāja already knows how to fill up a car
Curiosities

NASA repeatedly tries to learn how to fuel up while everyone in Liepāja already knows how to fill up a car

Americans spend billions to learn what any Liepāja driver can do for five euros at a gas station. The only difference — they fly to the Moon, we fly to Riga.

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Birds receive VIP status in Northern Kurzeme: humans officially become nuisances
Curiosities

Birds receive VIP status in Northern Kurzeme: humans officially become nuisances

The little tern has organized a beach blockade, while Liepājas Metalurgs fans are still learning how not to interrupt hockey games with loud cheering.

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Starmer reveals: Brits ready to return to Europe if they'll take tea too
Politics

Starmer reveals: Brits ready to return to Europe if they'll take tea too

UK Prime Minister announces that Brexit has been as successful as trying to stop rain with an umbrella. Now he wants back into the EU, but with conditions.

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Trump Reveals Diplomacy Secret: Ceasefire Requests Only Work on Truth Social
Politics

Trump Reveals Diplomacy Secret: Ceasefire Requests Only Work on Truth Social

While students in Liepāja learn diplomacy at university, Trump masters it on social networks and reveals that Iran's president has requested a ceasefire.

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Daugavpils Cyclist Discovers Revolutionary Braking Technique: Drive Away
Transport

Daugavpils Cyclist Discovers Revolutionary Braking Technique: Drive Away

While even rockers in Liepāja have brakes, a Daugavpils cyclist proves that problems can also be solved with a creative approach.

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Five 'chemists' caught in Ogre — in Liepāja they're like fishermen with freshly caught fish
Curiosities

Five 'chemists' caught in Ogre — in Liepāja they're like fishermen with freshly caught fish

Police in Ogre have detained five people on suspicion of drug trafficking. Details aren't disclosed for investigative reasons, but we know — something's not right there.

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Brazilian judge proves that even in the tropics you can be as slow as Liepāja municipality
Curiosities

Brazilian judge proves that even in the tropics you can be as slow as Liepāja municipality

Rio de Janeiro judge halts zipline construction after two years of disputes, proving that bureaucracy is an international language.

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Latvia Wins European Unemployment Championship — Even Finland Falls Behind
Business

Latvia Wins European Unemployment Championship — Even Finland Falls Behind

While Riga is still learning how to count the unemployed, Latvia is already proudly demonstrating its mathematical skills, reaching 6.8% unemployment in February.

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