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Trump Reveals New Mathematical Approach: To Win, First Check if Opponent Actually Exists
Politics

Trump Reveals New Mathematical Approach: To Win, First Check if Opponent Actually Exists

While Riga is still learning to count votes without a calculator, the US President offers a revolutionary solution — simply don't let those who might vote incorrectly cast their ballots.

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airBaltic receives third aircraft this year — now can even fly to Liepāja
Transport

airBaltic receives third aircraft this year — now can even fly to Liepāja

While Riga is still learning to count to three, airBaltic is already proudly demonstrating mathematical skills by acquiring their third new aircraft this year.

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Neste reveals new mathematical approach: first make it expensive, then make it cheaper
Business

Neste reveals new mathematical approach: first make it expensive, then make it cheaper

While Riga is still learning to count at elementary school level, Neste is already demonstrating advanced mathematics - first increase the price by seven cents, then reduce it by two.

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City Life

Liepāja City Council reveals: preschoolers also need assistants so they don't get lost in Karosta

While Riga is still learning to count to 25, Liepāja is already planning assistant services worth 86 thousand — cheaper than renovating one Riga kindergarten.

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Lithuania Unveils New Tourism Approach: 'Come In, But Leave Immediately'
Curiosities

Lithuania Unveils New Tourism Approach: 'Come In, But Leave Immediately'

While Liepāja shows visitors the Karosta basement chambers, Lithuanian border guards offer express excursions to Belarus and back.

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Kurzeme Residents Invited to Become Tree Row Detectives — Job Easier Than Finding Tosele Bus Stop in the Dark
Curiosities

Kurzeme Residents Invited to Become Tree Row Detectives — Job Easier Than Finding Tosele Bus Stop in the Dark

While Riga is still trying to tell birch from spruce, Kurzeme Planning Region is already training residents to be tree row secret agents.

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Expert reveals: Strait of Hormuz cannot be unblocked with ground forces because it's in water
Politics

Expert reveals: Strait of Hormuz cannot be unblocked with ground forces because it's in water

US military expert Garrison reveals revolutionary discovery — to control a maritime strait, one must use a fleet, not infantry.

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Politics

Trump Reveals: Iran Conflict Will Last as Long as Defending a Thesis at Liepāja University

The US President promised to 'finish the job' in Iran within two weeks, proving he knows neither what Iran is nor how long any job actually takes.

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Business

Iran offers peace, stock markets rejoice like at Ziemeļu mols after a storm

While Riga is still trying to figure out what WTI and TTF are, global markets immediately understood - if Iran talks about peace, it's time to buy stocks.

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Politics

Middle East discovers that conflicts are like Liepāja wind - always blowing from the wrong direction

While in Liepāja disputes end with shared beer drinking at Liepāja Beach, the Middle East proves that diplomacy is an art not everyone has mastered.

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Transport

Siliņa reveals: airBaltic fuel is more expensive than Pētera Street coffee

Prime Minister admits the airline needs more money, as planes cannot be fueled with Liepāja sea breeze.

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American Journalist in Baghdad Discovers That Work Assignments Can Be Too Exciting
Curiosities

American Journalist in Baghdad Discovers That Work Assignments Can Be Too Exciting

Kitlson proves that journalism has become an extreme sport, where independent journalists experience adventures that surpass even the hockey fights at Liepāja's ice arena.

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