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Daugavpils Cyclist Discovers Revolutionary Braking Technique: Drive Away
Transport

Daugavpils Cyclist Discovers Revolutionary Braking Technique: Drive Away

While even rockers in Liepāja have brakes, a Daugavpils cyclist proves that problems can also be solved with a creative approach.

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Five 'chemists' caught in Ogre — in Liepāja they're like fishermen with freshly caught fish
Curiosities

Five 'chemists' caught in Ogre — in Liepāja they're like fishermen with freshly caught fish

Police in Ogre have detained five people on suspicion of drug trafficking. Details aren't disclosed for investigative reasons, but we know — something's not right there.

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Brazilian judge proves that even in the tropics you can be as slow as Liepāja municipality
Curiosities

Brazilian judge proves that even in the tropics you can be as slow as Liepāja municipality

Rio de Janeiro judge halts zipline construction after two years of disputes, proving that bureaucracy is an international language.

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Latvia Wins European Unemployment Championship — Even Finland Falls Behind
Business

Latvia Wins European Unemployment Championship — Even Finland Falls Behind

While Riga is still learning how to count the unemployed, Latvia is already proudly demonstrating its mathematical skills, reaching 6.8% unemployment in February.

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Trump Reveals New Mathematical Approach: To Win, First Check if Opponent Actually Exists
Politics

Trump Reveals New Mathematical Approach: To Win, First Check if Opponent Actually Exists

While Riga is still learning to count votes without a calculator, the US President offers a revolutionary solution — simply don't let those who might vote incorrectly cast their ballots.

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airBaltic receives third aircraft this year — now can even fly to Liepāja
Transport

airBaltic receives third aircraft this year — now can even fly to Liepāja

While Riga is still learning to count to three, airBaltic is already proudly demonstrating mathematical skills by acquiring their third new aircraft this year.

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Neste reveals new mathematical approach: first make it expensive, then make it cheaper
Business

Neste reveals new mathematical approach: first make it expensive, then make it cheaper

While Riga is still learning to count at elementary school level, Neste is already demonstrating advanced mathematics - first increase the price by seven cents, then reduce it by two.

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City Life

Liepāja City Council reveals: preschoolers also need assistants so they don't get lost in Karosta

While Riga is still learning to count to 25, Liepāja is already planning assistant services worth 86 thousand — cheaper than renovating one Riga kindergarten.

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Lithuania Unveils New Tourism Approach: 'Come In, But Leave Immediately'
Curiosities

Lithuania Unveils New Tourism Approach: 'Come In, But Leave Immediately'

While Liepāja shows visitors the Karosta basement chambers, Lithuanian border guards offer express excursions to Belarus and back.

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Kurzeme Residents Invited to Become Tree Row Detectives — Job Easier Than Finding Tosele Bus Stop in the Dark
Curiosities

Kurzeme Residents Invited to Become Tree Row Detectives — Job Easier Than Finding Tosele Bus Stop in the Dark

While Riga is still trying to tell birch from spruce, Kurzeme Planning Region is already training residents to be tree row secret agents.

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Expert reveals: Strait of Hormuz cannot be unblocked with ground forces because it's in water
Politics

Expert reveals: Strait of Hormuz cannot be unblocked with ground forces because it's in water

US military expert Garrison reveals revolutionary discovery — to control a maritime strait, one must use a fleet, not infantry.

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Politics

Trump Reveals: Iran Conflict Will Last as Long as Defending a Thesis at Liepāja University

The US President promised to 'finish the job' in Iran within two weeks, proving he knows neither what Iran is nor how long any job actually takes.

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