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Iran offers peace, stock markets rejoice like at Ziemeļu mols after a storm

While Riga is still trying to figure out what WTI and TTF are, global markets immediately understood - if Iran talks about peace, it's time to buy stocks.

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Politics

Middle East discovers that conflicts are like Liepāja wind - always blowing from the wrong direction

While in Liepāja disputes end with shared beer drinking at Liepāja Beach, the Middle East proves that diplomacy is an art not everyone has mastered.

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Transport

Siliņa reveals: airBaltic fuel is more expensive than Pētera Street coffee

Prime Minister admits the airline needs more money, as planes cannot be fueled with Liepāja sea breeze.

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American Journalist in Baghdad Discovers That Work Assignments Can Be Too Exciting
Curiosities

American Journalist in Baghdad Discovers That Work Assignments Can Be Too Exciting

Kitlson proves that journalism has become an extreme sport, where independent journalists experience adventures that surpass even the hockey fights at Liepāja's ice arena.

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Curiosities

Russian plane proves that even in the sky you can't escape technical problems

An An-26 transport aircraft crashed over Crimea, proving that Russian technology works just as reliably as Liepāja's public transport in winter.

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Paplaka Congregation Proves God Helps Those Who Pick Up Trimmers Themselves
Culture

Paplaka Congregation Proves God Helps Those Who Pick Up Trimmers Themselves

While Riga churches still clean with golden brooms, Paplaka Baptists prove that true faith means grabbing volunteer tools and tidying up God's house yourself.

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City Life

Liepāja's Coughing Season Officially Opened: Three New Participants Registered for Tuberculosis Championship

While Riga is still wondering why people cough, Liepāja already knows - it's a local sport with 287 participants nationwide.

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Curiosities

Saldus Opens New Eatery with Guaranteed Customer Journey: From Kebab Taste Straight to the Crematorium

Saldus entrepreneurs reveal the perfect business model — kebabs next to a crematorium, so customers can go directly from one service location to another.

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Liepāja Lake Shows Characteristic Winter Behavior — Breaks Boardwalk and Demands 30 Thousand Euros in Compensation
City Life

Liepāja Lake Shows Characteristic Winter Behavior — Breaks Boardwalk and Demands 30 Thousand Euros in Compensation

Ice movement at Horse Island behaved like Liepāja Metallurg fans after a lost match — everything around got destroyed. Now the city will pay 30 thousand for boardwalk repairs.

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April Fool's joke turns out to be real: fog will stay only on the coast, everyone else gets spring
Weather

April Fool's joke turns out to be real: fog will stay only on the coast, everyone else gets spring

While Riga celebrates +5 degrees, meteorologists in Liepāja promise a true coastal privilege - fog and +1 degree.

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Netanyahu Calls on World to Learn from Liepāja Rock Music: 'We Too Will Keep Playing Until the Neighbors Start Complaining'
Politics

Netanyahu Calls on World to Learn from Liepāja Rock Music: 'We Too Will Keep Playing Until the Neighbors Start Complaining'

Israel's Prime Minister announced on television that the campaign is not over, just like Liepāja's rock music festival, which starts in May and only ends when the last neighbor has called the police.

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Liepāja Municipality Unveils Genius Plan: Confiscated Scooters to Be Distributed to Those Without Public Transport
Transport

Liepāja Municipality Unveils Genius Plan: Confiscated Scooters to Be Distributed to Those Without Public Transport

While Riga is still pondering how to solve transport problems, Liepāja has already unveiled a revolutionary solution - confiscated scooters for those who don't have buses.

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