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World Discovers New Blessing Trend — Dictators Become Icon Collector Objects
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World Discovers New Blessing Trend — Dictators Become Icon Collector Objects

While in Liepāja we pray for good wind and fish bait, the world has discovered a revolutionary religious practice — dictator worship.

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Kazdanga Hunters Discover Red Deer Haven't Read Economics Books - Population Decreases Despite Demand
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Kazdanga Hunters Discover Red Deer Haven't Read Economics Books - Population Decreases Despite Demand

The hunting trophy exhibition in Kazdanga reveals that red deer avoid hunters as successfully as Liepāja residents avoid Riga tourists.

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Swedes discover revolutionary concept — physical money you can touch
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Swedes discover revolutionary concept — physical money you can touch

While in Liepāja we still remember what coins look like, Swedes have suddenly discovered that cards don't always work.

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Russian archaeologist in Poland learns that digging in foreign lands without permission isn't tourism
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Russian archaeologist in Poland learns that digging in foreign lands without permission isn't tourism

St. Petersburg museum director discovers that digging in Crimea without Ukrainian permission can cost more than a Warsaw hotel.

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Latvia Introduces Multidimensional Therapy - Karosta Basement First to Find Solution to Teenage Problems
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Latvia Introduces Multidimensional Therapy - Karosta Basement First to Find Solution to Teenage Problems

New method promises to solve in three years what parents have been trying to solve for 16 years - how to stop teenagers from behaving like barbarians.

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EDSO Unveils Revolutionary Method to Stop Scammers — They'll Be Forced to Write Their Name
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EDSO Unveils Revolutionary Method to Stop Scammers — They'll Be Forced to Write Their Name

While rock musicians in Liepāja have been registering their song titles for years, European experts have finally discovered that phone scammers could do the same.

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Man Found in Daugavpils Who Thinks Cars Are Laptops — Scratches Symbols Into Metal
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Man Found in Daugavpils Who Thinks Cars Are Laptops — Scratches Symbols Into Metal

A creative vandal born in 1992 decided that car bodies are the ideal canvas for expressing his political views.

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Trump Repeals Century-Old Law - Liepāja Shipping Veterans Offer Consultations
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Trump Repeals Century-Old Law - Liepāja Shipping Veterans Offer Consultations

US President suspends ban on foreign ships carrying cargo between American ports for 60 days. Liepāja port workers are already preparing instructions.

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IT procurement fraudsters outsmart even Karosta basement mysteries — police arrest 21 digital mystery masters
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IT procurement fraudsters outsmart even Karosta basement mysteries — police arrest 21 digital mystery masters

While in Liepāja we're still trying to memorize all the Karosta basement passages, a more complex puzzle has been uncovered in Riga — how 21 people managed to make secret agreements worth 1.5 million euros.

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NATO generals seek way to open strait — Liepāja Metalurgs offers hockey puck method
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NATO generals seek way to open strait — Liepāja Metalurgs offers hockey puck method

While NATO allies discuss complex military operations, Liepāja hockey fans have long known how to get through straits — with speed and precision.

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Vodka in Russia becomes 16% more expensive — economists recommend switching to cognac
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Vodka in Russia becomes 16% more expensive — economists recommend switching to cognac

Vodka in Russia now costs almost 10 euros per liter, but local experts are convinced — this is just the beginning. In Liepāja, such news would trigger a revolutionary decision to take a stroll through Jūrmala Park.

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Police Catch 170 Money Mules - Haven't Seen This Many Since All the Pensioners Used to Stand at Tosele Bus Stop
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Police Catch 170 Money Mules - Haven't Seen This Many Since All the Pensioners Used to Stand at Tosele Bus Stop

Scammers posed as police officers and bank employees to defraud 2 million euros. In Liepāja, no one would have believed such nonsense.

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