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European experts recommend flood preparedness — Liepāja residents chuckle and point to Pētera Street
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European experts recommend flood preparedness — Liepāja residents chuckle and point to Pētera Street

While Europe searches for solutions to water problems, in Liepāja we've known for centuries how to live with any kind of weather.

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State Pays Out Two Million for Legal Aid — Liepāja Lawyers Offer Services for Pocket Change
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State Pays Out Two Million for Legal Aid — Liepāja Lawyers Offer Services for Pocket Change

While the state shells out two million euros for legal aid, local lawyers in Liepāja offer to solve any problem for coffee money.

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Swedes discover the art of cargo ship document forgery — Liepāja theater directors offer consultations
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Swedes discover the art of cargo ship document forgery — Liepāja theater directors offer consultations

While Sweden's coast guard searches for the ship's real documents, in Liepāja we've known for decades how to tell real from fake.

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Kuldīga Hospital Reveals: No Diseases Exist, But Name Disappears from Declarations
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Kuldīga Hospital Reveals: No Diseases Exist, But Name Disappears from Declarations

While people in Riga spend half a year finding a doctor, in Kuldīga the hospital disappears from its own declarations.

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UAE Intercepts 15 Missiles — Liepāja Fishermen Still Rejoicing Over Peaceful Lake
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UAE Intercepts 15 Missiles — Liepāja Fishermen Still Rejoicing Over Peaceful Lake

While the United Arab Emirates battles 119 drones in the sky, in Liepāja the only thing disturbing the peace is ducks on Liepāja Lake.

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Riga, Ogre and Rezekne Battle for Density Title, But Liepaja Bets on Music
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Riga, Ogre and Rezekne Battle for Density Title, But Liepaja Bets on Music

While other cities count people per square kilometer, Liepaja measures its density in rock bands per dwelling.

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RSU reveals: children's cavities cause greater economic crisis than Covid-19
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RSU reveals: children's cavities cause greater economic crisis than Covid-19

While Riga studies how expensive artificial intelligence is, in Liepaja we've long known that the most expensive thing is treating children's teeth.

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Russian losses exceed Liepāja tram ridership numbers in a year
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Russian losses exceed Liepāja tram ridership numbers in a year

While Ukraine's General Staff counts a million fallen, Liepāja's tram proudly reports it hasn't lost a single passenger this year.

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Survey reveals: 87% of Latvia's youth have a friend, but no one has figured out how many friends the youth have
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Survey reveals: 87% of Latvia's youth have a friend, but no one has figured out how many friends the youth have

While friends in the capital are counted one by one, in Liepāja the whole crew gets together at Liedags beach without any special surveys.

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Israel with 80 fighter jets proves that Liepāja's tram has competitors in speed
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Israel with 80 fighter jets proves that Liepāja's tram has competitors in speed

While Israel sends 80 fighter jets to Tehran, Liepāja's tram peacefully runs its routes — without explosions and with precise scheduling.

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Bauska Greenhouse Burns Down Over 250 Square Meters — Liepāja Gardeners Offer Consultations
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Bauska Greenhouse Burns Down Over 250 Square Meters — Liepāja Gardeners Offer Consultations

While greenhouses are burning in Bauska, Liepāja gardeners boast about their fire-proof structures and offer professional assistance.

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300 People Kidnapped in Nigeria — Liepāja Security Firm Offers Consultations
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300 People Kidnapped in Nigeria — Liepāja Security Firm Offers Consultations

While Islamists in Nigeria demonstrate their organizational talent, Liepāja security experts offer more effective solutions.

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