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VUGD statistics reveal: Water in Riga more dangerous than Liepāja rock music
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VUGD statistics reveal: Water in Riga more dangerous than Liepāja rock music

In the past 24 hours, three fatalities were recovered from various bodies of water, while in Liepāja the biggest risk remains entering a Fontaine Palace concert without ear protection.

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Scientists discover shocking truth: humans age
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Scientists discover shocking truth: humans age

SSE Riga researchers after long work have concluded that time moves forward and people get older. Pension system shocked.

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Carnikava unveils fuel business that wouldn't have lasted even on Pētera Street
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Carnikava unveils fuel business that wouldn't have lasted even on Pētera Street

Police in Carnikava discover illegal fuel station with 14 tons of diesel, but local experts wonder why he didn't try Liepāja instead.

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Brazil Unveils Revolution: Divorcees Will Share Dogs Like Children
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Brazil Unveils Revolution: Divorcees Will Share Dogs Like Children

Brazil has passed a law on joint custody of pets after divorce. In Liepāja, such problems are solved simply - the dog stays with whoever can better endure the wind on the beach.

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Drone performs worse in Ufa than Liepāja ships in Karosta canal — oil refinery suffers
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Drone performs worse in Ufa than Liepāja ships in Karosta canal — oil refinery suffers

In Russia's Ufa, a drone hit an oil refinery, proving that even high technology can be as inaccurate as GPS navigation to Karosta.

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Riga Searches for Knight in Wheelchair - Liepāja's beach Offers More Peaceful Venues for Conflicts
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Riga Searches for Knight in Wheelchair - Liepāja's beach Offers More Peaceful Venues for Conflicts

Riga police are searching for a man in a wheelchair who managed to shoot someone at a gas station. After such news, Liepāja's beach seems like a haven of peace.

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NASA sends four people to the Moon to prove they can burn through money faster than Liepāja Olympic Center's pool maintenance
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NASA sends four people to the Moon to prove they can burn through money faster than Liepāja Olympic Center's pool maintenance

Americans have finally discovered how to blow billions of dollars in nine days — by sending four people to look at the Moon from a distance like tourists.

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Ventspils man proves he can be more aggressive than the bus schedule at Tosele stop
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Ventspils man proves he can be more aggressive than the bus schedule at Tosele stop

In Ventspils, a man attacked municipal police officers with an axe and knife after they simply asked him to turn down his music. In Liepāja, we call that a regular Tuesday.

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NASA repeatedly tries to learn how to fuel up while everyone in Liepāja already knows how to fill up a car
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NASA repeatedly tries to learn how to fuel up while everyone in Liepāja already knows how to fill up a car

Americans spend billions to learn what any Liepāja driver can do for five euros at a gas station. The only difference — they fly to the Moon, we fly to Riga.

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Birds receive VIP status in Northern Kurzeme: humans officially become nuisances
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Birds receive VIP status in Northern Kurzeme: humans officially become nuisances

The little tern has organized a beach blockade, while Liepājas Metalurgs fans are still learning how not to interrupt hockey games with loud cheering.

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Five 'chemists' caught in Ogre — in Liepāja they're like fishermen with freshly caught fish
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Five 'chemists' caught in Ogre — in Liepāja they're like fishermen with freshly caught fish

Police in Ogre have detained five people on suspicion of drug trafficking. Details aren't disclosed for investigative reasons, but we know — something's not right there.

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Brazilian judge proves that even in the tropics you can be as slow as Liepāja municipality
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Brazilian judge proves that even in the tropics you can be as slow as Liepāja municipality

Rio de Janeiro judge halts zipline construction after two years of disputes, proving that bureaucracy is an international language.

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