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Liepāja Soldiers Surprised: Turns Out Our Karosta Command Center Still Hasn't Been Bombed
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Liepāja Soldiers Surprised: Turns Out Our Karosta Command Center Still Hasn't Been Bombed

While military strikes on command centers are happening worldwide, Liepāja's Karosta continues to stand untouched, raising questions about our defense strategy.

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US Army Discovers Less Artistry in Operation Names Than in Liepāja Tram Routes
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US Army Discovers Less Artistry in Operation Names Than in Liepāja Tram Routes

While Americans battle with 'Epic Fury', in Liepāja the tram peacefully runs its route and nobody calls their daily routines 'operations'.

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Liepāja Residents Surprise: No One Injured During Rocket Firing
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Liepāja Residents Surprise: No One Injured During Rocket Firing

While rockets fly around the world and people suffer, life in Liepāja continues as usual with tram repairs and coffee quests.

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Liepāja Café Patrons Vow to Resist Aggressive Riga Tourists
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Liepāja Café Patrons Vow to Resist Aggressive Riga Tourists

Local café enthusiasts are ready to defend their beloved spots from capital city invaders who demand 'something like Starbucks'.

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Israel Begins Bombing Tehran, But Liepāja Tram Still Runs On Time
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Israel Begins Bombing Tehran, But Liepāja Tram Still Runs On Time

While conflicts rage around the world, our city's public transport proves that real precision is something entirely different.

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Liepāja's army should take lessons: we destroy rockets completely in Karosta
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Liepāja's army should take lessons: we destroy rockets completely in Karosta

Israel's army proudly announces half-destroyed missile stockpiles, but in Liepāja we've long known - doing things halfway means not doing them at all.

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Russian drones cause less damage than Liepāja tram on Thursday morning
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Russian drones cause less damage than Liepāja tram on Thursday morning

Ukraine shot down 110 out of 123 Russian drones, which is a better result than Liepāja football team against Rīga Dinamo.

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Liepāja Residents Observe Pakistan and India Protests from the Peace and Quiet of Karosta
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Liepāja Residents Observe Pakistan and India Protests from the Peace and Quiet of Karosta

While in South Asia people are smashing consulate windows and police are deploying tear gas, the only protest in Liepāja today is against the Central Market running out of fresh cucumbers.

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Explosions in the Persian Gulf, but Liepāja remains peaceful - local experts rejoice in their choice
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Explosions in the Persian Gulf, but Liepāja remains peaceful - local experts rejoice in their choice

While explosions can be heard in Persian Gulf countries, the only noise in Liepāja is the tram creaking down Graudu Street.

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War Market in Liepāja: Local Generals Prepare to Fill Defense Ministry Vacancies
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War Market in Liepāja: Local Generals Prepare to Fill Defense Ministry Vacancies

Following news of Iranian top military officials' elimination, Liepāja's experienced warriors begin preparing their CVs.

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Retro News: When Liepāja Wanted Grand Pianos and Sausages Had Gone Moldy
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Retro News: When Liepāja Wanted Grand Pianos and Sausages Had Gone Moldy

A historic glimpse into a time when the city debated the proper name for pianos and turned off heating in March.

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Liepāja Red Cross Refuses to Comment on Iranian Colleagues' Work: 'We Have Enough Tram Accidents'
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Liepāja Red Cross Refuses to Comment on Iranian Colleagues' Work: 'We Have Enough Tram Accidents'

While international conflicts rage in Iran, Liepāja's rescuers focus on local problems - cats stuck in trees and tram collisions with cyclists.

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