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Liepāja Resident Wonders: Why Do Rockets Fall Elsewhere While We Only Have Tram Breakdowns
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Liepāja Resident Wonders: Why Do Rockets Fall Elsewhere While We Only Have Tram Breakdowns

While rockets are falling in the Middle East, Liepāja's biggest security problem is the tram's surprise stops.

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After explosions in Dubai only sand remains on the beach, Liepāja's South Kurzeme beach once again proves its superiority
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After explosions in Dubai only sand remains on the beach, Liepāja's South Kurzeme beach once again proves its superiority

While they're shooting rockets in the far east, the biggest problem on our beach is finding a free spot by Pērkons Dam.

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Liepāja Residents Confused: Why Hasn't Anyone Hit Our Schools with a Rocket Yet?
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Liepāja Residents Confused: Why Hasn't Anyone Hit Our Schools with a Rocket Yet?

While rockets are flying into schools around the world, Liepāja's educational institutions continue to struggle with ordinary challenges - old buildings and heating systems.

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Iranian Officials Use Proven Karosta Bunker Hiding Methods
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Iranian Officials Use Proven Karosta Bunker Hiding Methods

While the Middle East explodes, Iranian bigwigs claim everyone's alive using the tried-and-tested 'I'm not home' tactic.

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Ayatollah's residence destroyed in Tehran, but housing crisis continues in Liepāja
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Ayatollah's residence destroyed in Tehran, but housing crisis continues in Liepāja

While people in the Middle East are losing their homes due to destruction, people in Liepāja haven't been able to find decent apartments for years.

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Riga's artificial intelligence refuses to serve the American army - No such problems in Liepāja
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Riga's artificial intelligence refuses to serve the American army - No such problems in Liepāja

Some US tech company refuses to let its artificial brain work for military purposes. In Liepāja such a problem wouldn't arise - our tram has been operating without intelligence for years.

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Foreign Ministry advises Liepāja residents to refrain from traveling to hot spots - better go to Karosta instead
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Foreign Ministry advises Liepāja residents to refrain from traveling to hot spots - better go to Karosta instead

While conflicts rage around the world, Liepāja's tram offers a safer alternative to exotic travel destinations.

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Proper noise in Tehran, but peaceful in Liepāja - our tram spare parts explode every day anyway
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Proper noise in Tehran, but peaceful in Liepāja - our tram spare parts explode every day anyway

While preventive strikes are happening in the Middle East, Liepāja residents are surprised to discover that this level of noise is just their daily routine.

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Police confiscated drugs worth 13 million euros last year - In Liepāja you can safely continue smoking only sea salt
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Police confiscated drugs worth 13 million euros last year - In Liepāja you can safely continue smoking only sea salt

State police seized drugs worth 13 million euros last year, also discovering mushroom farms and laboratories. Liepāja residents comment: the air from Karosta is enough for us.

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Billionaire reveals that fighting green activists costs more than Liepāja port reconstruction
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Billionaire reveals that fighting green activists costs more than Liepāja port reconstruction

American oil magnate sues environmentalists for $345 million, while in Liepāja the same money could build a second Karosta.

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Liepāja Residents Discover the Secret of Effervescent Tablets: Turns Out They're Not New, But Our Grandmothers Kept Quiet About Them
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Liepāja Residents Discover the Secret of Effervescent Tablets: Turns Out They're Not New, But Our Grandmothers Kept Quiet About Them

Pharmacist reveals that effervescent tablets have existed for a century, but why is our Māris hearing about them for the first time?

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Archive Gems: When Liepāja Was So Crazy That Even Riga Was Jealous
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Archive Gems: When Liepāja Was So Crazy That Even Riga Was Jealous

1995 in Liepāja: gilding bridge railings, showing debtors on TV, and saving the freezer plant. Today would never be this fun!

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