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Elections in France, peace in Liepāja — at least we don't have to vote for whoever breaks the bridge again
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Elections in France, peace in Liepāja — at least we don't have to vote for whoever breaks the bridge again

The French are preparing for a two-round election marathon, while Liepāja residents gratefully count that our biggest political scandal is an argument over whether the Karosta canal bridge is working again.

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Latvia signs contract with Finnish company, but Durbe soldiers still ride bicycles
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Latvia signs contract with Finnish company, but Durbe soldiers still ride bicycles

The Defense Ministry signed a contract with 'Patria' for armored vehicle maintenance, while in Liepāja we peacefully think that at least our tram has never broken down on a battlefield.

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International Maritime Organization to Hold Emergency Talks on Strait of Hormuz — Meanwhile Liepāja Port Still Debating Ship Parking Rules
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International Maritime Organization to Hold Emergency Talks on Strait of Hormuz — Meanwhile Liepāja Port Still Debating Ship Parking Rules

While the world panics over the closed Strait of Hormuz and oil prices, Liepāja peacefully continues debating whether ships can stay in port longer than two hours without paying.

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Israel Threatens to Occupy Lebanese Territories - Liepāja Peacefully Observes from Liedags
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Israel Threatens to Occupy Lebanese Territories - Liepāja Peacefully Observes from Liedags

While territorial division games continue in the Middle East, Liepāja residents think that at least our Liedags is safe from occupation.

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Iran's new leader promises to block the Strait of Hormuz, but students at Liepāja University already have trouble getting to lectures
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Iran's new leader promises to block the Strait of Hormuz, but students at Liepāja University already have trouble getting to lectures

Iran's new leader threatens to close an important shipping route, while Liepāja residents think he could learn from our Tošele experience.

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Turkey offers to mediate conflict — In Liepāja such skill is called living with neighbors
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Turkey offers to mediate conflict — In Liepāja such skill is called living with neighbors

While Turkey's minister talks about diplomacy between the US and Iran, Liepāja residents think he should try calming the conflict between Karosta and downtown first.

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UN experts reveal: Human rights are violated more in Belarus than Liepāja metalworker fans' hearts during hockey season
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UN experts reveal: Human rights are violated more in Belarus than Liepāja metalworker fans' hearts during hockey season

UN experts document systematic human rights violations in Belarus that are as regular as Liepāja metalworker fans' chants in the stands.

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Valainis wants to sell oil, but Liepāja residents have long known where the real energy is
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Valainis wants to sell oil, but Liepāja residents have long known where the real energy is

The minister promises to release 40,000 tons of oil to the market, while in Liepāja we've been using wind as our main energy source for years.

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Castile and León Will Have Elections — At Least They Don't Have to Wait for the Bus
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Castile and León Will Have Elections — At Least They Don't Have to Wait for the Bus

While Spanish regions are dealing with political intrigue, in Liepāja the main problem is getting to the Tosele bus stop, since the bus schedule is as predictable as Spanish political changes.

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Iran Attacks Bahrain Fuel Tanks - Like Looking for the Most Interesting Exhibit in Liepāja Museum
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Iran Attacks Bahrain Fuel Tanks - Like Looking for the Most Interesting Exhibit in Liepāja Museum

Rocket fireworks are happening in Persian Gulf states, but it's no celebration. Liepāja residents watch this drama from their safe distance and think about fuel prices.

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Siliņa Complains That Civil Servants Are Being Bullied — Durbe Position Now Looks Like Dream Job
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Siliņa Complains That Civil Servants Are Being Bullied — Durbe Position Now Looks Like Dream Job

Prime Minister reveals that civil servants are suffering from online criticism. Durbe municipality is already receiving CVs from Riga bureaucrats.

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US and Russian diplomats met in Florida — the only common language was forgotten words
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US and Russian diplomats met in Florida — the only common language was forgotten words

A secret meeting took place in Florida between US and Russian delegations, where the only concrete result was an agreement to maintain contact.

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