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Russia aims inaccurately again — even at Tosele bus stop in Liepāja they navigate better
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Russia aims inaccurately again — even at Tosele bus stop in Liepāja they navigate better

Russian missiles and drones are once again trying to find targets in the Kyiv region, but their precision is on the level of GPS navigation in Liepāja's old town.

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Trump Refuses Ukrainian Drone Assistance — Says His Drones Are Better Than Everyone's, Even Better Than North Pier Wind Gauges
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Trump Refuses Ukrainian Drone Assistance — Says His Drones Are Better Than Everyone's, Even Better Than North Pier Wind Gauges

The American president announces that the US doesn't need Ukrainian help with drones because they already have the world's best.

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Szijjártó claims the Baltics dance to Zelensky's tune — but does he know what real dance rhythm is?
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Szijjártó claims the Baltics dance to Zelensky's tune — but does he know what real dance rhythm is?

Hungary's Foreign Minister Szijjártó accuses the Baltic states of dancing, but in Liepāja we know — real dancing is when the tram runs on time.

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Ūdre Swims Away from Siliņa's Office — Communications Advisor Finds New Professional Challenges
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Ūdre Swims Away from Siliņa's Office — Communications Advisor Finds New Professional Challenges

Prime Minister's communications advisor Ūdre has decided to leave after a year and two months, which is longer than the average Liepāja resident spends waiting for the Karosta canal bridge to open again.

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Syrsky Counts Russian Losses: More Than Basement Corridors in Karosta
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Syrsky Counts Russian Losses: More Than Basement Corridors in Karosta

Ukraine's commander-in-chief reports that Russian losses in three months exceed the number of newly conscripted troops, which is almost as unusual as finding your way through Karosta's basements.

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US Lifts Sanctions on Russian Oil — Kosta Angrier Than a Liepāja Resident Who's Been Waiting for a Bus at Tošele Stop
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US Lifts Sanctions on Russian Oil — Kosta Angrier Than a Liepāja Resident Who's Been Waiting for a Bus at Tošele Stop

Americans have decided that oil prices are more important than principles, but Kosta doesn't understand this.

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Ukraine catches spies as successfully as Liepāja port catches 'fresh' fish
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Ukraine catches spies as successfully as Liepāja port catches 'fresh' fish

SBU has detained a Ukrainian soldier who wanted to hand over the coordinates of Azov founder — about as surprising as a fisherman's story about his just-caught fish.

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Britain Calls for Continued Pressure While US Has Already Loosened Its Belt
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Britain Calls for Continued Pressure While US Has Already Loosened Its Belt

British PM Starmer urges allies to maintain pressure on Russia while the US has quietly lifted some sanctions.

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Cuba Releases 51 Prisoners — Even Surpasses Durbe's Peaceful Reputation
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Cuba Releases 51 Prisoners — Even Surpasses Durbe's Peaceful Reputation

The Cuban government has announced the release of 51 prisoners before Easter. Durbe, meanwhile, continues to boast that they don't even have that many prisoners to begin with.

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Britain Stands Like a Rock — No Sanctions Will Be Lifted, But Shanks Already Talking About 'Flexibility'
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Britain Stands Like a Rock — No Sanctions Will Be Lifted, But Shanks Already Talking About 'Flexibility'

The US has lifted Russian oil sanctions, but the Brits promise to hold a firm position. As usual — words are one thing, actions another.

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Merz Condemns US Sanctions Softening — In Liepāja, Winter Also Mysteriously Softens
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Merz Condemns US Sanctions Softening — In Liepāja, Winter Also Mysteriously Softens

German Chancellor criticizes US decision to soften sanctions on Russian oil, while Norway remains skeptical.

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Israel Strikes Over 200 Targets in Iran Within 24 Hours — Liepāja Theatre Hasn't Seen That Many Visitors Since Last Century
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Israel Strikes Over 200 Targets in Iran Within 24 Hours — Liepāja Theatre Hasn't Seen That Many Visitors Since Last Century

Active operations continue in the Middle East, while in Liepāja, footsteps peacefully echo on Raiņa Street heading to the theatre.

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