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Trump Still Thinking About Iran — For About as Long as a Liepāja Resident Takes to Choose Which Side of Pētera Street to Walk On
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Trump Still Thinking About Iran — For About as Long as a Liepāja Resident Takes to Choose Which Side of Pētera Street to Walk On

The US President continues diplomatic talks with himself about Iran, while Iran's leader may or may not be alive.

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Media Ethics Council Understands Humor as Well as a Riga Resident Understands Liepāja Wind
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Media Ethics Council Understands Humor as Well as a Riga Resident Understands Liepāja Wind

The Ethics Council criticizes Meduza for publishing reader letters, but in Liepāja the theater is still performing well.

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Iran threatens to blow up everything that smells like Americans — tourists peacefully swim at Liepāja beach
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Iran threatens to blow up everything that smells like Americans — tourists peacefully swim at Liepāja beach

Iran's foreign minister promised to turn all US oil infrastructure into ash, while in Liepāja the only thing being turned into ash is barbecue on Liepāja beach.

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US Flag Flies Again in Venezuela — About as Surprising as Heating the Liepāja Ice Rink in Winter
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US Flag Flies Again in Venezuela — About as Surprising as Heating the Liepāja Ice Rink in Winter

After a seven-year hiatus, the US raises its flag again in Venezuela, while in Liepāja's ice rink it's as hot as relations between superpowers.

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Trump Invites World to Naval Parade in Strait of Hormuz — About as Convincing as Fresh Herring Offer at Liepāja Market
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Trump Invites World to Naval Parade in Strait of Hormuz — About as Convincing as Fresh Herring Offer at Liepāja Market

The US President wants all countries to send ships to the Strait of Hormuz, but nobody really knows if he's being serious or trying to sell something that doesn't exist again.

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EU extends sanctions for six months — as predictable as Liepāja's wind
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EU extends sanctions for six months — as predictable as Liepāja's wind

The European Union unanimously decided to extend sanctions against Russia until September 2026. At least something in this world is stable.

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Russian losses reach 1,278,430 — Liepāja fishermen say they don't even catch that many in a year
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Russian losses reach 1,278,430 — Liepāja fishermen say they don't even catch that many in a year

Ukraine's General Staff reports massive Russian losses, but here in Liepāja we know that numbers can be misleading.

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Hamas Asks Iran to Be More Peaceful — Like Liepāja Church goers on Sundays
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Hamas Asks Iran to Be More Peaceful — Like Liepāja Church goers on Sundays

Hamas diplomatically suggests Iran to stop beating up neighbors, as it might hurt their reputation. International community asked to help, but response is only silence.

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Poland raises aircraft, Liepāja raises legs — at least our army doesn't lose money on fuel
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Poland raises aircraft, Liepāja raises legs — at least our army doesn't lose money on fuel

Russia launches 430 drones, Poland scrambles fighters, but in Liepāja they peacefully sell potatoes at the market.

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Baghdad Gets Hit with Rockets Again — Liepāja Hasn't Had Such Problems Since the Grobiņa War
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Baghdad Gets Hit with Rockets Again — Liepāja Hasn't Had Such Problems Since the Grobiņa War

The US embassy in Baghdad gets smacked in the nose for the second time this month, while in Liepāja the only blow comes from sea wind.

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Iran threatens to burn oil — In Liepāja, locals are used to wind burning everything for years
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Iran threatens to burn oil — In Liepāja, locals are used to wind burning everything for years

Iran threatens to turn oil infrastructure into ash heaps, but Liepāja residents have long known that wind can destroy anything faster than any army.

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Trump Bombs Kharg Island — Liepāja Residents at Rose Square Ask if Gas Will Be Cheaper
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Trump Bombs Kharg Island — Liepāja Residents at Rose Square Ask if Gas Will Be Cheaper

The US President, with his usual diplomatic finesse, has destroyed an Iranian oil terminal, but in Liepāja people are more concerned about whether fuel prices will finally change.

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