
Trump Still Thinking About Iran — For About as Long as a Liepāja Resident Takes to Choose Which Side of Pētera Street to Walk On
The US President continues diplomatic talks with himself about Iran, while Iran's leader may or may not be alive.
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The US President continues diplomatic talks with himself about Iran, while Iran's leader may or may not be alive.

The Ethics Council criticizes Meduza for publishing reader letters, but in Liepāja the theater is still performing well.

Iran's foreign minister promised to turn all US oil infrastructure into ash, while in Liepāja the only thing being turned into ash is barbecue on Liepāja beach.

After a seven-year hiatus, the US raises its flag again in Venezuela, while in Liepāja's ice rink it's as hot as relations between superpowers.

The US President wants all countries to send ships to the Strait of Hormuz, but nobody really knows if he's being serious or trying to sell something that doesn't exist again.

The European Union unanimously decided to extend sanctions against Russia until September 2026. At least something in this world is stable.

Ukraine's General Staff reports massive Russian losses, but here in Liepāja we know that numbers can be misleading.

Hamas diplomatically suggests Iran to stop beating up neighbors, as it might hurt their reputation. International community asked to help, but response is only silence.

Russia launches 430 drones, Poland scrambles fighters, but in Liepāja they peacefully sell potatoes at the market.

The US embassy in Baghdad gets smacked in the nose for the second time this month, while in Liepāja the only blow comes from sea wind.

Iran threatens to turn oil infrastructure into ash heaps, but Liepāja residents have long known that wind can destroy anything faster than any army.

The US President, with his usual diplomatic finesse, has destroyed an Iranian oil terminal, but in Liepāja people are more concerned about whether fuel prices will finally change.