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KNAB waits with angelic patience for 58 political parties to remember that they too must explain where their members' money has disappeared. So far only three have responded — about as many as winter swimmers you'd see in Liepāja Lake.
Berlin announces with diplomatic elegance that NATO isn't designed for liberating maritime straits, while Trump demands help from all countries, including even China.
On March 16, a legionnaires' memorial march took place in Riga with 200 participants and nothing happened. No surprise to Liepāja residents — our tram transports more people every day without any incidents.
The US President demands NATO allies help in the Strait of Hormuz, while swimmers at Liepāja's Olympic Center haven't even heard of naval blockades.
Three different polls reveal surprising unanimity about a document that strengthens presidential power better than Liepāja winds strengthen beauty pageant contestants' hairdos.
On Sunday, five foreigners were denied entry to Latvia for security reasons, while yesterday no one attempted to illegally cross the border — apparently everyone understood it's better to stay home.
In Hesse's municipal elections, CDU received 29.7% of votes, but voter turnout was as weak as attendance at Riga theaters before people find out that Liepāja Theatre has better performances.
The US President announced that Cuba wants a deal, which is about as surprising as news that it's windy in Liepāja. Currently discussing oil, cigars, and bilateral disagreements.
Six NATO countries announced defense cooperation, while Liepāja has been operating the best natural defense system for centuries.
Ukraine's president explains to Macron that resuming oil transit is as logical as lifting sanctions.
Kazakhstan's president promised to reduce his power, but actually increases it as successfully as Liepāja's tram turns around on Church Street.
The Israel Defense Forces have launched a massive wave of strikes against Iranian infrastructure, but Liepāja residents don't need to worry about the noise.