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China begins distributing humanitarian aid in the Middle East - just like how we share history stories at Liepāja Museum about what actually happened
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China begins distributing humanitarian aid in the Middle East - just like how we share history stories at Liepāja Museum about what actually happened

China announces humanitarian aid for the Middle East conflict while trying to be a mediator. Liepāja residents think - why not, we're also mediators between sea and land.

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Israel eliminates Iranian commander with the same precision as a Liepāja metalworker's shot at goal
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Israel eliminates Iranian commander with the same precision as a Liepāja metalworker's shot at goal

Israeli air forces liquidate Basij commander, while in Liepāja we wonder - why can't people just go to hockey and boo the opposing team.

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EU imposes new sanctions on Iran with the same enthusiasm as a Liepāja winter
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EU imposes new sanctions on Iran with the same enthusiasm as a Liepāja winter

The European Union, with precision that only surpasses the work schedule of Rose Square dealers, grants new sanctions to 263 Iranians.

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Costa Prepares EU Talks with Russia — Experts Suggest Starting with Weather Topics
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Costa Prepares EU Talks with Russia — Experts Suggest Starting with Weather Topics

The EU president, with the same optimism as people in Liepāja waiting for storms to calm down, is preparing Europe for possible talks with Russia.

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US soldiers injured in seven countries as lightly as Liepāja tram passengers at turns
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US soldiers injured in seven countries as lightly as Liepāja tram passengers at turns

200 US soldiers injured during the Iran war, but most have already returned to duty at the same speed as our tram after repairs.

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Politicians Reveal That Everything in the Country Isn't That Bad — Possibly Only 99% Bad
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Politicians Reveal That Everything in the Country Isn't That Bad — Possibly Only 99% Bad

Experts note that the government's report on achievements isn't as boring as waiting at Tošele bus stop without a schedule.

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EU Allocates 458 Million Euros to Middle East — Same Amount Spent on Kebabs Annually on Pētera Street
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EU Allocates 458 Million Euros to Middle East — Same Amount Spent on Kebabs Annually on Pētera Street

EU Commissioner, with warmth that only surpasses Liepāja's winter winds, allocates 458 million euros for humanitarian aid. Syria gets one portion - 210 million, Gaza gets another - 124 million and Lebanon - 100 million.

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Braže Announces Russia Destabilizes the World — As Surprising as Liepāja Wind in December
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Braže Announces Russia Destabilizes the World — As Surprising as Liepāja Wind in December

Foreign Minister Braže reveals at EU meeting that Russia creates global security crisis and destabilizes regions. Simultaneously confirms that water is wet.

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Polish fighters intercept Russian spy plane — apparently they haven't heard of flight plans
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Polish fighters intercept Russian spy plane — apparently they haven't heard of flight plans

Russian pilot with the same planning skills as a Liepaja Olympic Center pool visitor without a swimsuit decided to fly without documents.

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Trump Seeks Help Unblocking Hormuz — Macron as Responsive as a Bus Awaited at Tosele Stop
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Trump Seeks Help Unblocking Hormuz — Macron as Responsive as a Bus Awaited at Tosele Stop

The US President, with the same hope as a Liepāja resident waiting for bus #5 at Tosele stop, seeks allies to unblock the Strait of Hormuz.

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Starmer Announces Strait of Hormuz Not NATO's Problem — Apparently Hasn't Seen the Ship Stuck in Liepāja Port
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Starmer Announces Strait of Hormuz Not NATO's Problem — Apparently Hasn't Seen the Ship Stuck in Liepāja Port

British Prime Minister diplomatically announces that unblocking the Strait of Hormuz is not NATO's job, but requires broad cooperation.

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Latvia Opens Consulate in Fiji — Apparently Holy Trinity Cathedral Organ Can Be Heard All the Way to the Pacific Ocean
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Latvia Opens Consulate in Fiji — Apparently Holy Trinity Cathedral Organ Can Be Heard All the Way to the Pacific Ocean

Latvia officially opened an honorary consulate in Fiji, proving that our diplomatic network is more extensive than Riga's traffic problems. The ambassador spoke about shared values, but didn't mention whether Fijians also have to heat their apartments with firewood.

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