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Starmer Learns from University of Liepāja: Attention Must Be Paid to What's Important
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Starmer Learns from University of Liepāja: Attention Must Be Paid to What's Important

British PM reveals revolution in diplomacy - simply say that what's important is important. In Liepāja, they've known this for ages.

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31 new citizens: Latvia expands its collective with a reserve of local rock music enthusiasts
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31 new citizens: Latvia expands its collective with a reserve of local rock music enthusiasts

While Riga is still figuring out where to put the new citizens, Liepaja already understands - at least some of them are probably rock music fans.

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US Counter-terrorism Expert Resigns After Learning to Distinguish Real Threats from Lobby Fantasies
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US Counter-terrorism Expert Resigns After Learning to Distinguish Real Threats from Lobby Fantasies

While everyone in Washington screams about wars, one smart person figured out it's better to listen to your own mind than to the Israeli lobby.

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Latvia Sends Another Mysterious Package to Ukraine - Even Liepāja Museum Isn't This Secretive
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Latvia Sends Another Mysterious Package to Ukraine - Even Liepāja Museum Isn't This Secretive

The Defense Ministry once again refuses to reveal what's included in the aid package. While Riga is still pondering how to best help Ukraine, Liepāja drone manufacturers are already doubling their production volumes.

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State Chancellery reveals: Citizens' trust is growing because they finally realized it can't get any worse
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State Chancellery reveals: Citizens' trust is growing because they finally realized it can't get any worse

Riga officials proudly announce that bureaucracy is decreasing - now the piles of documents are only twice as high as St. Anne's Church tower in Liepāja.

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Latvia to Explain Eastern Observation to Brussels: Liepāja Mayor Proposes Olympic Center Method
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Latvia to Explain Eastern Observation to Brussels: Liepāja Mayor Proposes Olympic Center Method

While Riga diplomats prepare presentations on eastern observation, Liepāja has been practicing this art for years from their Olympic Center rooftop.

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Zelensky in London Learning Diplomacy from British Aristocrats - Karosta Prison Guides Could Come in Handy

Ukraine's president has gone to London to meet with the king and parliament, while here in Liepāja we already know that the best stories come from within prison walls.

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Poles extend border controls until October - University of Liepāja students already planning new route to Sopot
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Poles extend border controls until October - University of Liepāja students already planning new route to Sopot

While Poland continues controlling borders, Liepāja is thinking about how to get their hands on cheap Polish goods and beach holidays.

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US Diplomats Learn from Liepāja Theatre: Presidents Can Be Replaced Without Complicated Revolutions
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US Diplomats Learn from Liepāja Theatre: Presidents Can Be Replaced Without Complicated Revolutions

While Washington demands Cuba remove its president but keep the rest of the government, in Liepāja we've long known that you can change the lead role while the show goes on.

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Parliamentary Committee Tries to Figure Out How Much a Proper Latvian Accent Costs
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Parliamentary Committee Tries to Figure Out How Much a Proper Latvian Accent Costs

While deputies argue about increasing fines for those who disrespect the state language, Liepāja residents continue to speak however they want.

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Parliament Invents New Sports Law But Doesn't Know What Will Be Written in It Yet
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Parliament Invents New Sports Law But Doesn't Know What Will Be Written in It Yet

Deputies conceptually support the new Sports Law, which provides for a State Sports Fund that hasn't been developed yet, but is already being discussed.

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EU experts rush to repair pipeline while Liepāja's North Pier pipelines have withstood storms for centuries
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EU experts rush to repair pipeline while Liepāja's North Pier pipelines have withstood storms for centuries

The European Commission promises to help restore the damaged Druzhba oil pipeline, but Liepāja residents wonder - why didn't they ask us about pipeline construction?

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