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Piebalgs Reveals Revolution — Wind Farms as Military Strategy, Already Being Tested at Liepāja Ice Hall
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Piebalgs Reveals Revolution — Wind Farms as Military Strategy, Already Being Tested at Liepāja Ice Hall

Ex-commissioner Piebalgs explains why wind farms are better than nuclear plants, while Liepāja is already testing energy security at the ice hall.

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US Ambassador Masters Baltic Hybrid Warfare Art - Lithuania Learns from Liepāja's Experience with Bridge Problems
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US Ambassador Masters Baltic Hybrid Warfare Art - Lithuania Learns from Liepāja's Experience with Bridge Problems

While Lithuania complains about contraband balloons, in Liepāja we've known for years that the real challenge is bridges that divide cities.

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Lithuania sends 28th protest note to Russia - more than Durbe has residents
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Lithuania sends 28th protest note to Russia - more than Durbe has residents

Lithuania's Foreign Ministry continues writing protest notes to Russia at record pace, already reaching the 28th this year. In Liepāja, we resolve such conflicts with a chat by the monument.

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NATO Plants Patriots in Turkey Like Potatoes — Liepāja Still Thinking About One Normal Bridge
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NATO Plants Patriots in Turkey Like Potatoes — Liepāja Still Thinking About One Normal Bridge

While NATO plants air defense systems in Turkey like a gardener planting onions, in Liepāja we're still counting how many times a day we need to cross the Karosta canal.

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Rinkēvičs: Latvia Hasn't Received War Invitation, But Liepāja Port Offers Fresh Catch for Peace Talks
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Rinkēvičs: Latvia Hasn't Received War Invitation, But Liepāja Port Offers Fresh Catch for Peace Talks

While the world awaits Latvia's response to invitations it never received to join wars, Liepāja is already planning diplomacy with maritime bounty.

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State Digital Experts Master New Skills: How to Sell the Same System Six Times
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State Digital Experts Master New Skills: How to Sell the Same System Six Times

21 people arrested for IT procurement fraud worth 1.5 million euros. In Liepāja, you could buy all of Pētera Street for that money and still have change left over for apples.

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North Korea and Russia Create World's Cheapest Delivery Service — Competitor to Liepāja Port
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North Korea and Russia Create World's Cheapest Delivery Service — Competitor to Liepāja Port

North Korean ships have been slowly hauling ammunition to Russia for four years, proving that even international sanctions cannot stop true friendship.

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Trump Reveals New Diplomacy Method: Befriend Enemies to Harm Other Enemies
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Trump Reveals New Diplomacy Method: Befriend Enemies to Harm Other Enemies

US President offers Russia economic benefits to stop being friends with China. In Liepāja, this method has been known for ages - when you can't beat Riga, start befriending Ventspils.

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France Tries to Elect Mayors: Liepāja Residents Find This Incomprehensible
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France Tries to Elect Mayors: Liepāja Residents Find This Incomprehensible

While the French have been running around the city for a week trying to decide who will be mayor, Liepāja has long known that Rose Square itself is the best leader.

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New Payment Method Discovered in Cēsis County: 20 Euros Per Vote, Whiskey as Bonus
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New Payment Method Discovered in Cēsis County: 20 Euros Per Vote, Whiskey as Bonus

While Riga is still learning to count money, Cēsis is already offering 20 euros per vote plus whiskey as a package deal.

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Ukrainians teach oil sheikhs to distinguish Shahed from Mercedes: expert export to Persian Gulf
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Ukrainians teach oil sheikhs to distinguish Shahed from Mercedes: expert export to Persian Gulf

Zelensky announced that 201 Ukrainian military experts will teach wealthy Arabs how not to confuse a drone with an expensive toy. Another 34 are waiting their turn.

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Siliņa Reveals: To Help Ukraine, First Must Help Russia - Logic Like Karosta Basement Labyrinth
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Siliņa Reveals: To Help Ukraine, First Must Help Russia - Logic Like Karosta Basement Labyrinth

While Riga is still trying to understand this brilliant strategy, Liepāja residents already get it - sometimes you have to go through basements to reach the light.

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