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Britain's House of Lords has finally understood what we in Liepāja have known for ages — a title alone doesn't guarantee competence. 92 aristocrats will lose their inherited seats in parliament.
The world's seven richest countries agree that lifting sanctions on Russia is about as good an idea as night swimming at the North Pier in January.
Romania allows the US to use its bases for refueling, as if it were a gas station with military flair. Liepāja rock musicians understand this feeling before every concert.
Russia is now learning from Iran how to launch drones in waves. In Liepāja, we call this kind of cooperation a normal market transaction.
Budapest sends delegation to Kyiv, but Ukrainians say - we didn't invite you. The situation is like with the Karosta Canal bridge - everyone wants to cross, but it doesn't always work out.
The State Social Insurance Agency has announced that real unemployed people are not allowed to do anything. Durbe residents have mastered this system for years.
Israeli Defense Minister Katz announced that the war with Iran will continue without time restrictions. Liepāja residents recognize this approach from local organ concerts.
Mojtaba Khamenei became Iran's leader after a family meeting ended with a visit from the US and Israel. In Liepāja, such a situation would be called poor party planning.
Italians have sent a frigate to defend Cyprus, while Prime Minister Meloni explains they will fight but not participate.
In Bavaria's elections, CSU got 32.5% of votes, while AfD doubled their support to 12.2%. Liepāja residents look at this German political circus and are glad we only have one tram.
A Russian propaganda agency has developed a plan to help Orbán become a 'strong leader with friends around the world', while simultaneously hiding like teenagers planning an innocent prank.
Peskov explains that internet blocking is a security measure, but local experts remind that Liepāja wind is also uninvited, yet it still comes.