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Iran threatens to bomb banks — Liepāja theater actors call it more realistic than Riga's financial plans
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Iran threatens to bomb banks — Liepāja theater actors call it more realistic than Riga's financial plans

Iran's army has announced plans to attack US and Israeli banks, which in Liepāja has only caused knowing nods — we've long known that banks aren't friendly.

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Erdogan Proposes Stopping War Before It Becomes More Complicated Than Liepāja Museum Exhibition
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Erdogan Proposes Stopping War Before It Becomes More Complicated Than Liepāja Museum Exhibition

Turkish president reveals that diplomacy might work if someone actually tried it. Such a revolutionary proposal surprises everyone except Liepāja residents.

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Polish President Reveals Revolution: Government Dislikes Everything He Does
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Polish President Reveals Revolution: Government Dislikes Everything He Does

While Poland's president vetoes 44 billion euros in defense funding, even the pensioners gathered at Rose Square in Liepāja reach agreements on important decisions faster.

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Iranian police introduce new category 'enemy-protester' — Even in Liepāja's Holy Trinity Cathedral they don't speak this loudly
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Iranian police introduce new category 'enemy-protester' — Even in Liepāja's Holy Trinity Cathedral they don't speak this loudly

While Iranian police threaten with hands on triggers, in Liepāja our largest organ in the Baltics sounds gentler than these warnings.

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Trump threatens Iran with consequences, but first wants to double-check Google Maps — Liepāja fishermen offer free consultations on distinguishing mines from fish
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Trump threatens Iran with consequences, but first wants to double-check Google Maps — Liepāja fishermen offer free consultations on distinguishing mines from fish

The US President warns of military consequences on social media, but first admits he doesn't really know if there are any mines there at all. Liepāja port fishermen offer help — they've been able to distinguish freshly caught fish from explosive objects for years.

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Abu Meri reveals children under 15 shouldn't use the internet — Liepāja port fishermen already testing offline messaging
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Abu Meri reveals children under 15 shouldn't use the internet — Liepāja port fishermen already testing offline messaging

Health Minister proposes returning to times when children communicated with smoke signals and letters. In Liepāja, such communication is nothing new.

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Rocket Concert Begins in Middle East — Liepāja Claims Holy Trinity Cathedral Organ Sounds Louder
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Rocket Concert Begins in Middle East — Liepāja Claims Holy Trinity Cathedral Organ Sounds Louder

Iran and Israel continue their technological dialogue with rockets, while Liepāja points to its superiority in acoustics.

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Government Decides VID Can Supervise Gambling Better Than IAUI — Organs at Holy Trinity Cathedral Sound Safer
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Government Decides VID Can Supervise Gambling Better Than IAUI — Organs at Holy Trinity Cathedral Sound Safer

While the government has decided that gambling supervision will be more effective in one place, in Liepāja we've known for years that too many controllers can ruin the sound.

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Merz Reveals: US and Israel Have No War Plan — University of Liepāja Already Preparing International Conflict Resolution Course
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Merz Reveals: US and Israel Have No War Plan — University of Liepāja Already Preparing International Conflict Resolution Course

While Berlin searches for solutions to the Middle East conflict, Liepāja is already planning how to teach proper war ending.

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Ukraine strikes Bryansk missile factory — Liepāja port fishermen ask: will the microchips be freshly fallen?
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Ukraine strikes Bryansk missile factory — Liepāja port fishermen ask: will the microchips be freshly fallen?

While Ukrainians successfully hit the Bryansk missile systems factory, Liepāja fishermen are already wondering if these microchips might have just fallen from the sky like fish from a net.

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Bāne Proclaims Capital Revolution in Brussels — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Testing Money Freezing Technologies
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Bāne Proclaims Capital Revolution in Brussels — Liepāja Ice Hall Already Testing Money Freezing Technologies

While Finance Ministry State Secretary Bāne talks about capital market integration, in Liepāja we've long known that the best capital is the one frozen on the hockey rink.

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Government Reveals: 220 Thousand Euros Will Teach Teachers to Fight Children — Training Center Already Being Prepared at Rose Square in Liepāja

While Riga's educators will learn to recognize violence risks with state money, Liepāja teachers have long known how to calm any troublemaker with just one look.

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