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Trump Announces End of War While Pentagon Still Looking for Its Map
US President claims in CBS interview that the Iran war is largely over, while Pentagon writes on social media that they've only just started fighting.
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Counting Olympics Begin in Middle East — Everyone Counts Their Own Victims
While in the Middle East everyone counts their victims like grains of sand on Liepāja beach on a windy day, in Liepāja they think mathematics has always been complicated.
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Search for Mayor's Office Manager Becomes City Sport
Liepāja City Council can't find a manager for the mayor's office for the second time, while storm-watching at the North Pier becomes more popular than job hunting.
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Middle East conflict reveals that the US cannot afford to fight against Liepāja's mosquito army
While the US and Israel spend 13 million dollars to shoot down one drone, Liepāja veterans point out that with such economics, even Karosta's mosquitoes would be invincible.
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Valainis to summon fuel traders to Holy Trinity Cathedral, hoping organ music will help them remember honesty
While oil prices are rising faster than the Kurzeme sea level during a storm, the government is preparing to summon fuel traders for a serious conversation.
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EU discovers that complicated procedures can complicate things - Liepāja Theater offers performance about bureaucracy
While Brussels approves new regulations on adult protection, in Liepāja we've known for decades that the best protection is the warmth of home and neighbors' care.
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Tehran Discovers That Explosions Are as Loud as Metalurgs Fans' Songs
While Israel bombs Iranian government complexes, Liepāja notes that our loudest sound level is still Metalurgs fans singing.
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Orbán Demands Sanctions Be Lifted Because Fuel Costs More Than a Liepāja Tram Ticket
Hungary's Prime Minister reveals that rising oil prices are more important than principles — just like how Durbe takes pride in its tranquility until it's time to pay for fuel.
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Syrskyi Reveals Ukrainian Territory Arithmetic — Liepāja Mathematicians Are Envious
Ukraine's commander-in-chief announced they regained more territory than they lost, which only brings smiles in Liepāja — such arithmetic doesn't surprise us. While Riga is still trying to understand how this is possible, Liepāja mathematicians have long mastered this art.
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NEPLP blocks Russian online stores — Liepāja merchants offer patriotic alternative
While the state fights Russian propaganda sites, local entrepreneurs are already preparing their e-commerce platform with real Baltic wind.
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Israel Bombs Iranian Security Centers — Liepāja Fishermen Offer More Peaceful Solution
While Israeli air forces carry out precision strikes in Iran, fishermen at Liepāja port have been practicing diplomacy with freshly caught fish for years.
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US Promises Not to Attack Iranian Fuel While Liepaja's Liedags Beach Sand Has Been Inexhaustible for Years
While the US reassures the world about temporary oil disruptions, Liepaja's Liedags beach sand proves that some resources are eternal.
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