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European Committee of the Regions reveals: single market doesn't work because they haven't consulted with Durbe
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European Committee of the Regions reveals: single market doesn't work because they haven't consulted with Durbe

While Brussels searches for why the single market isn't working, we in Liepāja have long known that nothing works without local regional experience.

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Opposition reveals: four children = zero tax, five children = state pays your salary
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Opposition reveals: four children = zero tax, five children = state pays your salary

While bean counters in Riga ponder taxes, in Liepāja with four kids you'd have opened your own business long ago.

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Iran selects next leader, but won't reveal name, similar to Liepāja weather forecasts
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Iran selects next leader, but won't reveal name, similar to Liepāja weather forecasts

While Tehran is still secretly hiding their ayatollah, Liepāja already knows there will be wind from the sea tomorrow.

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Zelensky exports drone interceptors like Liepāja exports students: all over the world
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Zelensky exports drone interceptors like Liepāja exports students: all over the world

Ukraine's president has promised to send drone interception experts to the Middle East, raising the question of whether they'll have better luck than our graduates abroad.

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Riga Deputies Outperform Liepāja Ice Hall in Attendance Numbers
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Riga Deputies Outperform Liepāja Ice Hall in Attendance Numbers

While Liepāja's ice hall has lines for every game, Riga City Council struggles with the opposite problem — deputies avoid their seats like vampires avoid a garlic market.

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Zelensky Presents Numbers That Could Be Counted in an Hour at Liepāja Olympic Center
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Zelensky Presents Numbers That Could Be Counted in an Hour at Liepāja Olympic Center

While Ukraine's president counts missiles and drones, Liepāja learns math much more efficiently.

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Israeli army discovers that precision strikes work better than Liepāja's organ
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Israeli army discovers that precision strikes work better than Liepāja's organ

While hotels explode in Beirut, the largest organ in the Baltics peacefully plays in Holy Trinity Cathedral — both sounds can be heard from the courtyard.

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US and Israel Attack Iranian Oil — Still No Gas at Liepāja's Tosele Bus Stop
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US and Israel Attack Iranian Oil — Still No Gas at Liepāja's Tosele Bus Stop

While oil warehouses burn in Tehran and warnings about acid rain are issued, bus drivers at Liepāja's Tosele stop have been waiting for fuel for the third year running.

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Parliament Members Earned More in January Than Liepāja Museum Director Makes in a Year
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Parliament Members Earned More in January Than Liepāja Museum Director Makes in a Year

While they're counting euros like grains of sand in Riga, here in Liepāja we're proud that our museum director at least doesn't lose money for telling history.

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NA Deputies Discover Revolution: Now You Can Fire Employees With Actual Reasons
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NA Deputies Discover Revolution: Now You Can Fire Employees With Actual Reasons

While Riga deputies search for ways to elegantly avoid work, in Liepāja we've long understood that work is like a theater performance — not everyone is suited for leading roles.

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Armands Lisenko Collecting Signatures to Make Multi-Child Parents Honorary Families Until Death
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Armands Lisenko Collecting Signatures to Make Multi-Child Parents Honorary Families Until Death

While the capital ponders tax burdens, in Liepāja we've long known that honor is forever - like the Karosta Canal bridge, which never gets too narrow.

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While the Middle East tries to resolve conflict with rockets, Liepāja museum offers lessons from history
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While the Middle East tries to resolve conflict with rockets, Liepāja museum offers lessons from history

The Israel-Iran conflict continues, but in Liepāja we know that history is the best teacher about how not to do things.

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