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Trump Threatens to Expand Targets, Liepāja's Liedags Beach Visitors Recommend Diplomacy
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Trump Threatens to Expand Targets, Liepāja's Liedags Beach Visitors Recommend Diplomacy

While the US President plans new targets in Iran, locals at Liepāja's sandy Liedags beach offer their peaceful approach to conflict resolution.

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Russia Sends 480 Drones - Still More Peaceful at Liepāja's Rose Square
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Russia Sends 480 Drones - Still More Peaceful at Liepāja's Rose Square

While Russia yesterday spent its lunch budget sending 509 flying objects, the only flying objects at Liepāja's Rose Square were clouds.

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Starmer Offers Saudi Arabia Protection — Northern Pier Available for a Lower Fee
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Starmer Offers Saudi Arabia Protection — Northern Pier Available for a Lower Fee

While Britain promises to protect Saudi Arabia with four destroyers, Liepāja's Northern Pier has been offering natural protection against any storm for years.

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Trump Plans Regime Change in Cuba, But First Seeks Liepāja Consultants
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Trump Plans Regime Change in Cuba, But First Seeks Liepāja Consultants

While the US President prepares to transform Cuba, local veterans at the North Pier are already offering their experience in negotiations with storms.

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Pezeshkian Claims Iran Will Never Surrender While Karosta Veterans Have Been Searching for Exit from Basements for 30 Years
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Pezeshkian Claims Iran Will Never Surrender While Karosta Veterans Have Been Searching for Exit from Basements for 30 Years

While Iran's president vows never to surrender, Liepāja veterans remind us that true perseverance is trying to find your way out of Karosta's basement tunnels.

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Iran Attacks Iraq with Drones — Durbe Mayor Offers Peace Talks Venue
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Iran Attacks Iraq with Drones — Durbe Mayor Offers Peace Talks Venue

While drones are shooting at airports in the Middle East, Liepāja proudly notes that our nearest neighboring town Durbe has been boasting absolute peace for 30 years.

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Progressive MPs Propose Four-Day Week — Liepāja Tram Demands Extra Rest Day
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Progressive MPs Propose Four-Day Week — Liepāja Tram Demands Extra Rest Day

While Riga politicians dream of shorter work weeks, Liepāja's tram has been practicing its own schedule for years.

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Tunisian activists detained for organizing flotilla — In Liepāja, Rose Square has been preparing for some flotilla rally for the third year running
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Tunisian activists detained for organizing flotilla — In Liepāja, Rose Square has been preparing for some flotilla rally for the third year running

While Tunisia detains flotilla organizers for money laundering, Liepāja has known for years that any maritime mission is best planned in winter, when the wind blows in the right direction.

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Ukrainian precision surpasses even Karosta bridge constructors
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Ukrainian precision surpasses even Karosta bridge constructors

While Novorossiysk counts ships like Liepāja searches for berths, Ukrainians once again prove that precision is their strong suit.

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Latvia builds dragon's teeth in the east while Liepāja hockey players have known for years how to stop attacks
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Latvia builds dragon's teeth in the east while Liepāja hockey players have known for years how to stop attacks

While the army is making a big fuss about planting concrete obstacles at the Russian border, they've been learning how to properly position defenders at the Liepāja ice hall for years.

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MEP Vaidere demands: let Hungary buy oil where Liepāja buses get theirs
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MEP Vaidere demands: let Hungary buy oil where Liepāja buses get theirs

While Orbán demands Ukraine restore Russian oil transit, in Liepāja we've known for years - if something doesn't work, you don't do it.

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Rinkēvičs Proposes Making Demographics Systematic, Liepāja Has Been Doing It Naturally for Centuries
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Rinkēvičs Proposes Making Demographics Systematic, Liepāja Has Been Doing It Naturally for Centuries

While the president explains that children aren't a campaign product, in Liepāja we know that the best demographic policy is a good storm and a warm home.

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