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European Committee of the Regions searches for local democracy with the same success as buses at Tosele stop
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European Committee of the Regions searches for local democracy with the same success as buses at Tosele stop

While Europe tries to expand and defend democracy, in Liepāja we've known for years that true democracy is when the bus arrives at Tosele stop right on time.

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State Chancellery Creates Contact Point — Liepāja Municipality Has Been Trying to Find Contact with Residents for 20 Years
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State Chancellery Creates Contact Point — Liepāja Municipality Has Been Trying to Find Contact with Residents for 20 Years

While Riga celebrates the creation of a new contact point for careers in public administration, in Liepāja we've been trying for years to establish contact with any administration whatsoever.

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EU Commissioner: US can't deliver missiles as fast as they sell pastries at Rose Square
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EU Commissioner: US can't deliver missiles as fast as they sell pastries at Rose Square

While America struggles to supply the world with missiles, Liepāja traders have long known that demand is always hard to meet.

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Prime Minister reveals: territorial planning more complex than Rose Square reconstruction
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Prime Minister reveals: territorial planning more complex than Rose Square reconstruction

While Riga politicians argue about wind farms, Liepaja understands that the best meeting spots can't be changed with decrees.

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France Sends Ships to Mediterranean Sea — Liepāja Rejoices That Our Canal Is Safe
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France Sends Ships to Mediterranean Sea — Liepāja Rejoices That Our Canal Is Safe

While France demonstratively drags its warships around the Mediterranean Sea, Liepāja's Karosta proudly notes that our waters are more peaceful.

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Russia tries to sabotage Paris elections, but Burnazels is already complaining like a Liepāja resident about pool temperature
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Russia tries to sabotage Paris elections, but Burnazels is already complaining like a Liepāja resident about pool temperature

While Paris searches for Russian disinformation, in Liepāja we know that the real disinformation is the claim that the Olympic Center pool is warm.

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EU Revokes Visa-Free Regime for Georgia - Liepāja Cathedral Already Preparing Special Liturgical Vestments for Diplomatic Care
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EU Revokes Visa-Free Regime for Georgia - Liepāja Cathedral Already Preparing Special Liturgical Vestments for Diplomatic Care

While Brussels punishes Georgia for democracy violations, in Liepāja we peacefully continue to welcome anyone who can find our city on a map.

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Trump Offers Iran the Same Thing Liepāja City Council Candidates Promise Before Elections
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Trump Offers Iran the Same Thing Liepāja City Council Candidates Promise Before Elections

The American president has promised to make Iran 'great again', which sounds about as credible as promises of free public transport.

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Iceland Takes 15 Years to Decide on EU Membership — Liepāja Steelworker Doesn't Even Play One Period That Long
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Iceland Takes 15 Years to Decide on EU Membership — Liepāja Steelworker Doesn't Even Play One Period That Long

While Reykjavik has been trying to decide on EU membership for a decade and a half, in Liepāja even the most complex issues are resolved by the third shift at the latest.

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MFA: 800 Latvians in Middle East waiting for rescue longer than Karosta bridge repair
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MFA: 800 Latvians in Middle East waiting for rescue longer than Karosta bridge repair

While Riga diplomats lament 800 tourists stuck in the Middle East, Liepāja calmly points out that here people have been waiting years for the Karosta canal bridge to be fixed.

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"New Harmony" proves it can be even worse than Riga public transport — doesn't even show up to its own court hearing
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"New Harmony" proves it can be even worse than Riga public transport — doesn't even show up to its own court hearing

While Riga politicians at least try to justify their violations, "New Harmony" has chosen the silent treatment tactic.

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Lithuanian intelligence predicts: Russia could attack the Baltics faster than Liepāja's tram gets from Karosta to downtown
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Lithuanian intelligence predicts: Russia could attack the Baltics faster than Liepāja's tram gets from Karosta to downtown

While Lithuanian experts count years until a possible conflict, in Liepāja we've been peacefully living for years with the thought that our tram is the only one in Latvia.

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