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Russia Recruits Students for Drone Operation — Karosta Offers Expert Consultations on Basement Tactics
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Russia Recruits Students for Drone Operation — Karosta Offers Expert Consultations on Basement Tactics

While students in Moscow learn to operate drones with promises they won't be sent in as infantry, Liepāja veterans remind about the advantages of real underground tactics.

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Orbán demands oil like a Liepāja resident on a winter morning - by any means necessary
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Orbán demands oil like a Liepāja resident on a winter morning - by any means necessary

Hungary's Prime Minister is blocking everything that moves just to get his Russian oil back. In Liepāja, such behavior is called standard bride-hunting methods.

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Russia Outperforms Liepāja Tram Ticket Inspectors: Launches 141 Drones in One Day
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Russia Outperforms Liepāja Tram Ticket Inspectors: Launches 141 Drones in One Day

A Russian drone operator has proven more productive than Liepāja tram ticket inspectors - launching 141 devices in one day, while our inspectors can only check 50 passengers on their best day.

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Zelensky Offers US Ukrainian Drone Specialists - Liepāja's Karosta Ready to Provide Consultations
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Zelensky Offers US Ukrainian Drone Specialists - Liepāja's Karosta Ready to Provide Consultations

Ukraine's president announced that the US has requested help against Iranian drones. Former soldiers from Liepāja are already offering their expertise.

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European Bureaucrats Discover: Liepāja Tram More Important Than Riga Metro for Competitiveness
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European Bureaucrats Discover: Liepāja Tram More Important Than Riga Metro for Competitiveness

The European Committee of the Regions has officially recognized that regions are important. In Liepāja we've known this for ages - our tram competes with Europe's finest.

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Trump fires minister faster than Liepāja tram turns at Central Market
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Trump fires minister faster than Liepāja tram turns at Central Market

US President Trump has replaced Homeland Security Secretary Noem, offering her a new position with a title that sounds like a Karosta guard service motto.

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Sprūds Worried About Middle East — Finally a Conflict That Doesn't Require Changing Tram Schedules
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Sprūds Worried About Middle East — Finally a Conflict That Doesn't Require Changing Tram Schedules

Defense Minister Andris Sprūds announced that military conflicts in Iran are causing concern, but thank God, at least there are fewer Liepāja soldiers there than visitors to Karosta Prison.

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Government Figures Out How to Measure Security — With Measuring Tape and Calculator
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Government Figures Out How to Measure Security — With Measuring Tape and Calculator

Border municipalities will receive security funding proportional to border length — the longer the line, the bigger the check.

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Latvia Reduces Food Budget for Ukrainian Refugees - Economists Suggest Switching to Liepāja Market Offerings
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Latvia Reduces Food Budget for Ukrainian Refugees - Economists Suggest Switching to Liepāja Market Offerings

The Ministry of Economics has decided to reduce food compensation for Ukrainian civilians from 10 to 5 euros per day, apparently believing that people can survive on air.

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Trump Seeks New Iranian Leader, but All Candidates Have Vanished Like Liepāja's Tram in the Fog
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Trump Seeks New Iranian Leader, but All Candidates Have Vanished Like Liepāja's Tram in the Fog

The US President sighs that his planned Iranian leaders are dead, but offers to find someone local.

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Merz Reveals Revolutionary Idea - Countries Should Keep Their Territory
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Merz Reveals Revolutionary Idea - Countries Should Keep Their Territory

German Chancellor surprises the world with unexpected revelation that countries should preserve their borders. In Liepāja, this wisdom has been known for ages.

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Estonia Sends Russia a Letter About Icebreaker Forgetting to Say Hello
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Estonia Sends Russia a Letter About Icebreaker Forgetting to Say Hello

A Russian icebreaker spent four minutes in Estonian waters without permission, which is almost as long as a Liepāja tram stays at one stop.

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