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Government Allocates 1.3 Million for Border Security - In Liepāja This Money Could Pave Half of Graudu Street
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Government Allocates 1.3 Million for Border Security - In Liepāja This Money Could Pave Half of Graudu Street

While millions are being counted in the east for border protection, in Liepāja this sum could improve the entire city's infrastructure.

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German Politician Reveals He's Not From Karosta - They Know War Isn't Good Business
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German Politician Reveals He's Not From Karosta - They Know War Isn't Good Business

AfD leader surprises the world with revelation that rocket shooting isn't a good hobby, while Liepāja veterans just shrug their shoulders.

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Siliņa: 2000 Latvians in UAE Sleep Safer Than in Riga on a Saturday Night
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Siliņa: 2000 Latvians in UAE Sleep Safer Than in Riga on a Saturday Night

Prime Minister's conversation with UAE President reveals our compatriots are better off there than in Daugavgrīva during a storm.

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Lithuania Chooses American Umbrella, France Offers Its Own: Which Has Better Warranty?
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Lithuania Chooses American Umbrella, France Offers Its Own: Which Has Better Warranty?

While Macron advertises new European nuclear umbrellas, Lithuanians remain loyal to proven US products with NATO quality seal.

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Middle East learns from Liepāja tram schedule - attacks now also running late
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Middle East learns from Liepāja tram schedule - attacks now also running late

Israel reports that Iranian missiles are flying less frequently - perhaps they're learning from our public transport experience.

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Trump complains: Brits won't allow anything, but in Liepāja's Karosta we would have already won

The US President doesn't understand why the Brits think so much, while in Liepāja any conflict gets resolved at the tram stop.

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Party 'For Stability' turns out to be more unstable than Liepāja tram schedules
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Party 'For Stability' turns out to be more unstable than Liepāja tram schedules

The Prosecutor General's Office is preparing to liquidate the party in court, but Rosļikovs promises to fight back like a true Karosta warrior.

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Rubio: Our attacks were proactive because we knew the enemy might think about attacking
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Rubio: Our attacks were proactive because we knew the enemy might think about attacking

US Secretary of State explains why they bombed Iran faster than Iran could even imagine attacking them.

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US Congress learns from Liepāja City Council: how to properly argue about decision-making
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US Congress learns from Liepāja City Council: how to properly argue about decision-making

Americans have discovered that they too need permission before starting a fight - just like in Liepāja before changing a tram route.

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All of Liepāja Municipality's Volunteers Sign Up for Security Commission — All Nine of Them
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All of Liepāja Municipality's Volunteers Sign Up for Security Commission — All Nine of Them

The new commission will work without compensation, which in Liepāja means only one thing — they'll work out of passion or someone promised pizza.

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Trump Again Yelling Like a Vendor at Central Market: Why Attack, Why Now?
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Trump Again Yelling Like a Vendor at Central Market: Why Attack, Why Now?

The American president acts like our Central Market vendor - yells loudly but doesn't really know what he's selling.

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Bulgarian President Decides at 62 It's Time to Start New Career as Coalition Builder
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Bulgarian President Decides at 62 It's Time to Start New Career as Coalition Builder

Radev announces he'll dismantle the oligarchic model, but first needs to fix his Facebook status.

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