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Macron Promises to Bomb Everyone, But Seagulls Have Been Bombarding Over Liepāja Every Day
French President announces increase in nuclear warheads, but residents of Liepāja's Karosta just shrug their shoulders.
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Coalition Spends Two Years Debating Whether to End Trade with Russia - Like Haggling Over Last Carrots at Liepāja Market
Government parties have been trying to figure out for the second year who's responsible for halting trade with aggressor states. The situation resembles queues at Liepāja market - everyone knows what they want, but nobody knows which line to stand in.
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Trump Reveals Military Tactic: Strike Exactly When No One Expects It
US President announces perfect timing for attack, while warning that the process might drag on longer than Liepāja's tram repairs.
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Hegseth Denies American Presence in Iran: 'We're Only Going to Karosta to See How to Properly Build Defense'
US Defense Secretary denies military presence in Iran, but promises to go 'as far as necessary' - apparently all the way to Liepāja's Karosta to learn a thing or two.
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Ukrainians recaptured more territory in February than Russians managed to seize: Liepāja military expert comments from Karosta bunker
While the world engages in territorial exchanges, here in Liepāja we've long known that it's important not just to capture, but also to hold.
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Russian Judge Nefyodov Continues Collecting Terrorists Like Liepāja Pensioners Collect Jars
Russian judge in closed session recognizes Anti-War Committee as terrorist organization - just like previously LGBT and Satanists.
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Leyen calls for reducing tensions while Liepāja municipality is still searching for a place to put that new traffic circle
European Commission President resolves Middle East crisis, but in Liepāja nobody still knows whether the tram goes to Karosta or from it.
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Lebanese Government Tries to Take Away Adults' Toys: 'Hand Over Your Weapons to the State!'
The Lebanese Prime Minister has ordered Hezbollah to surrender their weapons, as if they were kids from Karosta playing with fire in the backyard.
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Zelensky Seeks New Negotiation Venue: Karosta Cultural Center Said to Be Available
Ukraine's president doubts Abu Dhabi's safety, but Liepāja residents offer their solution - Karosta has been through a lot, it can handle one more conflict.
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Brussels Reveals: EU Gas Reserves Fuller Than Liepāja Cafés on Monday Morning
The European Commission reassures - there's enough gas, diversification is working, and the Iran conflict won't prevent Europeans from heating their homes.
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Germany Stays Home: 'We Have Neither Missiles Nor Courage, But We Have Little Brothers'
Germany's Foreign Minister admits the country lacks military resources for warfare, but has the courage to acknowledge its fears.
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Iran complains that someone broke their expensive toy, while in Liepāja the tram runs without problems
Iran claims that the US and Israel damaged their nuclear facilities, but experts have doubts - maybe they just broke down from old age.
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