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Deputy Wants to Free People from Government Calendar Tyranny - Liepāja Has Long Lived by Its Own Rules
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Deputy Wants to Free People from Government Calendar Tyranny - Liepāja Has Long Lived by Its Own Rules

Some deputy has gotten the idea that we need to abolish the work day transfer norm, not realizing that in Liepāja the tram runs whenever it feels like it anyway.

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Trump Claims to Have Eliminated 48 Iranian Leaders: Local Experts in Karosta Question Accuracy of Numbers
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Trump Claims to Have Eliminated 48 Iranian Leaders: Local Experts in Karosta Question Accuracy of Numbers

American president reports military successes, but Liepāja strategy specialists point to unclear counting methods.

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Iran's missile barrage ended like Liepāja's tram schedule — mostly failures
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Iran's missile barrage ended like Liepāja's tram schedule — mostly failures

Iranian militarists showed about as much precision as a resident from Riga trying to find Karosta without GPS.

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World Reacts to Iran Events: Karosta Veterans Offer Diplomatic Consultations
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World Reacts to Iran Events: Karosta Veterans Offer Diplomatic Consultations

While the world tries to understand what's happening in the Middle East, a Liepāja expert offers a simple solution.

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Belgians Catch Russian Oil Smugglers — Liepāja Port Workers Smile
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Belgians Catch Russian Oil Smugglers — Liepāja Port Workers Smile

A Russian shadow fleet tanker was intercepted in the North Sea, but Liepāja port specialists have long known how to spot suspicious ships.

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Netanyahu teaches Iranians revolution, but he doesn't know how Karosta residents toppled Soviet power
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Netanyahu teaches Iranians revolution, but he doesn't know how Karosta residents toppled Soviet power

Israel's Prime Minister uses AI to speak Farsi and teaches other nations how to overthrow regimes. Liepāja residents just chuckle — we've long known how it's done.

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US Politicians Bicker Like at Karosta's Seagull Market - Some For, Others Against
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US Politicians Bicker Like at Karosta's Seagull Market - Some For, Others Against

Americans are having another little disagreement about where to drop bombs. Here in Liepāja, such matters would be resolved much simpler - we'd draw lots with dice at Cepliņš café.

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Trump Announces Khamenei's Death, But Karosta Already Knew a Week Ago
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Trump Announces Khamenei's Death, But Karosta Already Knew a Week Ago

The American president reveals news that has long been no secret at Liepāja port.

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Foreign Ministry counted our people abroad: Riga discovered that everyone in Liepāja is at home
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Foreign Ministry counted our people abroad: Riga discovered that everyone in Liepāja is at home

While the Middle East burns, Latvia's diplomats are trying to figure out where all our people went and whether they need help.

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Movement 'For!' wants back into Parliament - promises not to destroy healthcare system this time
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Movement 'For!' wants back into Parliament - promises not to destroy healthcare system this time

The former ruling party, which in the last elections won as many seats as Liepāja's tram has passengers - zero, is preparing for a new victorious campaign.

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Development of Latvia prepares to save the country from Riga politicians' incompetence
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Development of Latvia prepares to save the country from Riga politicians' incompetence

Liepāja resident Juris Pūce and his comrades decide that only they can save Latvia. The convention unanimously supports the idea of going to Riga to show how it's done.

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Trump Offers Iran Freedom, But First Promises to Bomb Them: Liepāja's Karosta Laughs at American Diplomacy
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Trump Offers Iran Freedom, But First Promises to Bomb Them: Liepāja's Karosta Laughs at American Diplomacy

The US President promises freedom to the Iranian people, but first wants to bomb them. In Liepāja, they know this kind of diplomacy from the Karosta days.

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