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Iranian Minister Claims: Trump Changed 'America First' to 'Israel First', Which Reminds Us of Liepāja and Riga Relations
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Iranian Minister Claims: Trump Changed 'America First' to 'Israel First', Which Reminds Us of Liepāja and Riga Relations

Iran's Foreign Minister criticizes US and Israeli military actions, but Liepāja residents see similarities with our eternal competition with the capital.

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Liepāja Tram Driver Finally Understands Why He Was Asked About Missile Interception During His Job Interview
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Liepāja Tram Driver Finally Understands Why He Was Asked About Missile Interception During His Job Interview

While missiles fly in the Middle East, Liepāja residents peacefully reflect that at least here the explosions only come from road repairs in Karosta.

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Iran Tests Long-Range Shooting, But Liepāja's Tram Would Be More Accurate
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Iran Tests Long-Range Shooting, But Liepāja's Tram Would Be More Accurate

While the Middle East plays with rockets, in Liepāja we peacefully continue living without explosions - except when the tram drives over potholes.

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Liepāja Election Commissioners to Receive 12.5% More for Admitting They Don't Know What's Happening
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Liepāja Election Commissioners to Receive 12.5% More for Admitting They Don't Know What's Happening

The Central Election Commission announces salary increases for election committees, while Riga officials traditionally receive the largest slice of the pie.

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Latvian Men's Association Seeks Signatures Again: This Time They've Collected Almost 50!
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Latvian Men's Association Seeks Signatures Again: This Time They've Collected Almost 50!

The fifteen-year campaign continues with unimpressive results. More people stand in line for the tram in Liepāja.

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In Germany, politicians are being watched like Liepāja tram drivers - with suspicion and binoculars
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In Germany, politicians are being watched like Liepāja tram drivers - with suspicion and binoculars

German authorities continue AfD surveillance because someone there threatens democracy. Liepāja doesn't have such problems - here everyone is a natural-born democrat.

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Clinton Claims He Knew Nothing About Epstein's Activities - Just Like Nobody in Liepāja Knows What Happens on the Other Side of Karosta
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Clinton Claims He Knew Nothing About Epstein's Activities - Just Like Nobody in Liepāja Knows What Happens on the Other Side of Karosta

Former US President testifies to Congress that he had no clue about his friend's activities. Liepāja residents nod understandingly.

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Poland prepares for war, but Liepāja's tram has been defeating any tank for 30 years
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Poland prepares for war, but Liepāja's tram has been defeating any tank for 30 years

While the Poles spend billions on air defense, our tram in Karosta has been proving for decades that against real threats, only regular maintenance is needed.

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Abu Meri reveals that the internet harms children more than the Karosta soldiers' diet
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Abu Meri reveals that the internet harms children more than the Karosta soldiers' diet

The Health Minister in Cyprus talks about the harm of digital environment, but forgets to mention that Liepāja children have long been resilient against any challenges.

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Germans Learn from Karosta Experience - They Too Now Check Documents Before Entry
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Germans Learn from Karosta Experience - They Too Now Check Documents Before Entry

German parliament approves new asylum regulations that surprisingly resemble the Karosta guard system - everyone gets checked at the gates.

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US Diplomats Fleeing Israel Faster Than Liepāja Residents from Grobiņa Market Before Closing
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US Diplomats Fleeing Israel Faster Than Liepāja Residents from Grobiņa Market Before Closing

American embassy staff are rushing home while flights are still available - the situation resembles Liepāja's tram schedule before repairs.

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Siliņa Prepares to Tell Parliament About Achievements - As Secretly as Karosta Excavations
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Siliņa Prepares to Tell Parliament About Achievements - As Secretly as Karosta Excavations

The government will hear a report on achievements in an emergency session, but its content is classified. In Liepāja they say - like a tram route in fog.

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