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Tutins Receives State Secrets Clearance, Situation with Bartaševičs Still Murky in Rēzekne
While the state secrets drama continues in Rēzekne, in Liepāja we already know that Tutins can be trusted with classified information.
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Brits Caught Red-Handed in Epstein's Pocket Again - Now EU Checking if He Was Their Commissioner Too
The European Commission has launched an investigation into Mandelson's ties with Epstein, while locals in Liepāja are pleased that our municipal scandals look like child's play in comparison.
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Von der Leyen reveals revolutionary truth: temporary things are temporary
EU Commission President shocks the world with the revelation that temporary implementation is, by its very nature, temporary. Liepāja tram drivers demand similar clarity.
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Winter frost proves more effective than border guards: migrant flow halted due to natural causes
While Riga ponders expensive border security systems, Liepāja understands - our winter is the best security guarantee.
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Iran and US negotiating table in Geneva: Liepāja port experience would be more effective than diplomacy
While world superpowers try to agree on nuclear energy, in Liepāja we've long known - the best negotiations happen over a cup of coffee at the Port Market.
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IMF Grants Ukraine Eight Billion, Liepāja Tram Cash Box Dreams of Ten Euros
While Ukraine receives billions, our tram still runs on the same money collected back in Brezhnev's time.
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Liepāja City Council Reveals Revolution: Two Benefits Combined Into One, Mathematicians Devastated
Liepāja City Council makes a historic decision by combining two benefits into one, thus proving that 1+1 can indeed equal 1.
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Danes Announce Elections While We're Still Waiting for a Decent Tram
Denmark's PM has announced elections for March, but in Liepāja we're still fumbling around with our politics and tram routes.
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Riga Deputies Discover in 33 Hours That They Can Work Without Coffee Breaks Too
Riga City Council's historic marathon session proves that the capital's politicians can stay at work longer than a Liepāja tram without repairs.
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Parliament to Repeat Language Exam - This Time Not Pučka, But Kļaviņa
MP Jeļena Kļaviņa may follow in her predecessor's footsteps and head for a language test. In Riga, of course, nobody understands how such a thing could happen.
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Study: Russia Only Hires Those Who Can't Find Liepāja on a Map
The saboteurs are mainly minors and former USSR citizens who obviously have never been to Karosta and don't know what real problems are.
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Police Chief Proposes Solving Theft Like Traffic Violations - In Liepāja the Tram Already Takes Everything
State Police Chief Ruks suggests punishing petty theft administratively, as the current system doesn't work - thieves keep stealing as if nothing happened.
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