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Riga Deputies Prove That in the Capital You Can't Drive, Speak, or Shoot
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Riga Deputies Prove That in the Capital You Can't Drive, Speak, or Shoot

During autumn season, parliamentarians demonstrate various talents - from speeding to forgetting languages.

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Ukrainians once again prove that equipment wouldn't last a day in Liepāja's Karosta
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Ukrainians once again prove that equipment wouldn't last a day in Liepāja's Karosta

While the Ukrainian army successfully destroys Russian radar equipment, in Liepāja we remember how our Karosta has been testing the durability of any equipment for centuries.

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Davos Elite President Flees Epstein Scandal Faster Than Liepāja Residents Flee Riga Traffic Jams
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Davos Elite President Flees Epstein Scandal Faster Than Liepāja Residents Flee Riga Traffic Jams

Former Norwegian minister Brende resigns from WEF leadership after his name appears in Epstein materials. In Liepāja, locals comment with laughter: 'We also have people in Karosta who disappear when police approach.'

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Russia and Ukraine Exchange Soldiers' Remains – Logistics Better Than Liepāja Tram Schedule
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Russia and Ukraine Exchange Soldiers' Remains – Logistics Better Than Liepāja Tram Schedule

While Karosta can wait months for new ticket machines, exchanges in the war zone happen faster than pizza delivery.

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Parliament Finally Understands: Prisoners Also Need Time to Figure Out Where to Vote
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Parliament Finally Understands: Prisoners Also Need Time to Figure Out Where to Vote

Deputies support amendments in second reading that give more time to change electoral districts. Now both free citizens and inmates can think until the eighth day.

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In Geneva, Liepāja residents would have solved everything over one cup of coffee
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In Geneva, Liepāja residents would have solved everything over one cup of coffee

While complex diplomatic talks are taking place in Geneva, in Liepāja such matters are resolved in Rose Square in five minutes.

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Government Reveals: Living in Latvia Has Become an Extreme Sport
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Government Reveals: Living in Latvia Has Become an Extreme Sport

After January heating bills, politicians realized - residents can't choose between eating and heating, so they're increasing housing benefits.

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Parliament Ready to Hand Over Their Own to British Teapots – Is This a New Export Product?
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Parliament Ready to Hand Over Their Own to British Teapots – Is This a New Export Product?

Latvian parliamentarians are discussing the possibility of sending our citizens to Great Britain, as they are reportedly particularly interested in Latvian criminal talents.

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Government Prepares to Sign Yet Another Paper About Cheap Bread — This Time Promises Products Will Be Visible to the Naked Eye
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Government Prepares to Sign Yet Another Paper About Cheap Bread — This Time Promises Products Will Be Visible to the Naked Eye

Minister Valainis plans to sign a new memorandum about a low-price food basket in early October, since the previous one appears to have been written in invisible ink.

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Liepāja Will Also Register Scammers - No More Hiding Behind Anonymous SIM Cards
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Liepāja Will Also Register Scammers - No More Hiding Behind Anonymous SIM Cards

The Ministry of Transport supports SIM card registration to combat phone fraud. Liepāja residents are already rejoicing - finally someone will regulate those strange calls from Nigerian princes.

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South Kurzeme Landscaping Commission Falls Apart Like Autumn Leaf Pile – Three Members Flee from Work
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South Kurzeme Landscaping Commission Falls Apart Like Autumn Leaf Pile – Three Members Flee from Work

In South Kurzeme, three members flee from the Landscaping Commission, leaving the commission understaffed and searching for new forces.

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Orbán Sends Army to Guard His Gas Reserves - Liepāja Energy Workers Laugh
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Orbán Sends Army to Guard His Gas Reserves - Liepāja Energy Workers Laugh

Hungary's Prime Minister has deployed military forces at energy facilities, while in Liepāja the tram still runs on good old electricity.

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