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Iran's missile barrage ended like Liepāja's tram schedule — mostly failures
Politics

Iran's missile barrage ended like Liepāja's tram schedule — mostly failures

Iranian militarists showed about as much precision as a resident from Riga trying to find Karosta without GPS.

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Liepāja Residents Surprise: No One Injured During Rocket Firing
Curiosities

Liepāja Residents Surprise: No One Injured During Rocket Firing

While rockets fly around the world and people suffer, life in Liepāja continues as usual with tram repairs and coffee quests.

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Liepāja Café Patrons Vow to Resist Aggressive Riga Tourists
Curiosities

Liepāja Café Patrons Vow to Resist Aggressive Riga Tourists

Local café enthusiasts are ready to defend their beloved spots from capital city invaders who demand 'something like Starbucks'.

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OPEC+ Increases Oil Production - Liepāja Tram Still Burns Coal
Business

OPEC+ Increases Oil Production - Liepāja Tram Still Burns Coal

While the world thinks about oil, in Liepāja we still take pride in our tram that runs on historical charm and diesel aroma.

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World Reacts to Iran Events: Karosta Veterans Offer Diplomatic Consultations
Politics

World Reacts to Iran Events: Karosta Veterans Offer Diplomatic Consultations

While the world tries to understand what's happening in the Middle East, a Liepāja expert offers a simple solution.

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Monday will be nice in Riga, but what's new - it's always more interesting in Liepāja anyway
Weather

Monday will be nice in Riga, but what's new - it's always more interesting in Liepāja anyway

While the capital counts degrees like a meter reader, in Liepāja we're ready for any weather whim with a smile.

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Israel Begins Bombing Tehran, But Liepāja Tram Still Runs On Time
Curiosities

Israel Begins Bombing Tehran, But Liepāja Tram Still Runs On Time

While conflicts rage around the world, our city's public transport proves that real precision is something entirely different.

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Belgians Catch Russian Oil Smugglers — Liepāja Port Workers Smile
Politics

Belgians Catch Russian Oil Smugglers — Liepāja Port Workers Smile

A Russian shadow fleet tanker was intercepted in the North Sea, but Liepāja port specialists have long known how to spot suspicious ships.

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Netanyahu teaches Iranians revolution, but he doesn't know how Karosta residents toppled Soviet power
Politics

Netanyahu teaches Iranians revolution, but he doesn't know how Karosta residents toppled Soviet power

Israel's Prime Minister uses AI to speak Farsi and teaches other nations how to overthrow regimes. Liepāja residents just chuckle — we've long known how it's done.

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Liepāja's thermometer ready to wake up from winter sleep and show numbers that don't start with a minus sign
Weather

Liepāja's thermometer ready to wake up from winter sleep and show numbers that don't start with a minus sign

Meteorologists promise that next week in Liepāja it will be possible to go outside without winter clothing that usually resembles an astronaut's spacesuit.

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Liepāja's army should take lessons: we destroy rockets completely in Karosta
Curiosities

Liepāja's army should take lessons: we destroy rockets completely in Karosta

Israel's army proudly announces half-destroyed missile stockpiles, but in Liepāja we've long known - doing things halfway means not doing them at all.

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Liepāja Residents Attack Tax System Faster Than Karosta Tram in the Morning
Business

Liepāja Residents Attack Tax System Faster Than Karosta Tram in the Morning

In the first nine hours, 73,500 Liepāja residents and other Latvians tried to submit tax declarations, but 400 of them decided to break the system with multiple declarations.

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