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World Reacts to Iran Events: Karosta Veterans Offer Diplomatic Consultations
Politics

World Reacts to Iran Events: Karosta Veterans Offer Diplomatic Consultations

While the world tries to understand what's happening in the Middle East, a Liepāja expert offers a simple solution.

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Monday will be nice in Riga, but what's new - it's always more interesting in Liepāja anyway
Weather

Monday will be nice in Riga, but what's new - it's always more interesting in Liepāja anyway

While the capital counts degrees like a meter reader, in Liepāja we're ready for any weather whim with a smile.

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Israel Begins Bombing Tehran, But Liepāja Tram Still Runs On Time
Curiosities

Israel Begins Bombing Tehran, But Liepāja Tram Still Runs On Time

While conflicts rage around the world, our city's public transport proves that real precision is something entirely different.

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Belgians Catch Russian Oil Smugglers — Liepāja Port Workers Smile
Politics

Belgians Catch Russian Oil Smugglers — Liepāja Port Workers Smile

A Russian shadow fleet tanker was intercepted in the North Sea, but Liepāja port specialists have long known how to spot suspicious ships.

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Netanyahu teaches Iranians revolution, but he doesn't know how Karosta residents toppled Soviet power
Politics

Netanyahu teaches Iranians revolution, but he doesn't know how Karosta residents toppled Soviet power

Israel's Prime Minister uses AI to speak Farsi and teaches other nations how to overthrow regimes. Liepāja residents just chuckle — we've long known how it's done.

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Liepāja's thermometer ready to wake up from winter sleep and show numbers that don't start with a minus sign
Weather

Liepāja's thermometer ready to wake up from winter sleep and show numbers that don't start with a minus sign

Meteorologists promise that next week in Liepāja it will be possible to go outside without winter clothing that usually resembles an astronaut's spacesuit.

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Liepāja's army should take lessons: we destroy rockets completely in Karosta
Curiosities

Liepāja's army should take lessons: we destroy rockets completely in Karosta

Israel's army proudly announces half-destroyed missile stockpiles, but in Liepāja we've long known - doing things halfway means not doing them at all.

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Liepāja Residents Attack Tax System Faster Than Karosta Tram in the Morning
Business

Liepāja Residents Attack Tax System Faster Than Karosta Tram in the Morning

In the first nine hours, 73,500 Liepāja residents and other Latvians tried to submit tax declarations, but 400 of them decided to break the system with multiple declarations.

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Russian drones cause less damage than Liepāja tram on Thursday morning
Curiosities

Russian drones cause less damage than Liepāja tram on Thursday morning

Ukraine shot down 110 out of 123 Russian drones, which is a better result than Liepāja football team against Rīga Dinamo.

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Liepāja Residents Observe Pakistan and India Protests from the Peace and Quiet of Karosta
Curiosities

Liepāja Residents Observe Pakistan and India Protests from the Peace and Quiet of Karosta

While in South Asia people are smashing consulate windows and police are deploying tear gas, the only protest in Liepāja today is against the Central Market running out of fresh cucumbers.

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US Politicians Bicker Like at Karosta's Seagull Market - Some For, Others Against
Politics

US Politicians Bicker Like at Karosta's Seagull Market - Some For, Others Against

Americans are having another little disagreement about where to drop bombs. Here in Liepāja, such matters would be resolved much simpler - we'd draw lots with dice at Cepliņš café.

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Poverty Statistics: Liepāja Has a 425 Euro Threshold, But in Karosta You Can Live Like a King on 300
City Life

Poverty Statistics: Liepāja Has a 425 Euro Threshold, But in Karosta You Can Live Like a King on 300

Statisticians have counted the poor, but forgot that in Liepāja people with 300 euros can afford an apartment with sea view.

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