Curiosities
Germany discovers new career opportunity — professional Ukrainian hunter with Russian salary
German police have arrested a Ukrainian who worked as a spy for Russia. Proof that even in war, you can find work on both sides.
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Curiosities
Germany cancels traditional 'mommy's beer' hour - children will no longer be able to learn to drink culturally
The German government decides to ban a 72-year-old tradition where parents could teach teenagers to drink beer responsibly. Now everyone will learn to drink like in the wild.
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Politics
ZZS reveals that trees age faster than their deputies — pines to be cut at 81 years old
The Green and Farmers Union proposes reducing tree retirement age by 20 years, as old trees are supposedly as unproductive as old politicians.
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Curiosities
KNAB Uncovers Revolutionary Scheme: CVK Hires Ghost Employees to Help Dodge Alimony
While the Liepāja tram honestly carries passengers every day, CVK turns out to have hired a fictitious employee to help someone avoid paying alimony.
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Business
Temu discovers that waste isn't waste if you report it correctly: contract signed with Green Belt for honest waste sorting
Chinese giant Temu has decided to learn from Latvians how to properly sort waste, so no one can accuse them of improper packaging disposal.
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Curiosities
New Tourist Route Unveiled in Riga: Free Aircraft Concert Twice Daily
While Liepāja residents peacefully watch storms at the Northern Pier, Riga residents can now enjoy NATO aircraft sound shows twice a day.
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Politics
Trump offers Iran ultimatum: either peace, or they disappear faster than tickets to a 'Pērkons' concert
The US President threatens on social media to destroy Hārka Island if Iran doesn't show more sense than the average internet commenter.
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Politics
Government Diligently Building Border Crossings with Russia So They'll Have Something to Close in 2026
While Siliņa promises to halt trade with Russia, the state is spending 35.7 million to modernize border crossings so they can be shut down immediately after completion.
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Politics
Serbia extends gas contract for three months because long-term relationships aren't their thing
While here in Liepāja we know how to maintain lasting relationships with the Baltic Sea and winds, Serbia can only commit to Russia for three months at a time.
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Transport
Liepāja E-Scooter Riders Set New Record — Nine Casualties in Just Three Months
While University of Liepāja students study physics and chemistry, e-scooter riders practice the laws of gravity on their own skin.
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Politics
Russia Unveils New Export Product — Unwanted Diplomats
29-year-old Brit Albert expelled for espionage, while even the fish in Liepāja Lake know how to keep quiet better than these diplomats.
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Politics
Ukrainians Become Drone Shooting Champions - Even Liepāja Residents Would Be Proud
Syrskyi reports that Ukrainian drone hunters have become 55% better than before. Such precision would be useful at our cultural events too.
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