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Summer Sound seeks vendors: piercings, tattoos and other ways to turn beach relaxation into extreme sports
Culture

Summer Sound seeks vendors: piercings, tattoos and other ways to turn beach relaxation into extreme sports

Festival organizers promise that this time the vendor zone will offer not just burgers, but also fresh tattoos and piercings, because apparently summer music isn't extreme enough.

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Liepāja Announces Privatization of Baltic Sea Coast: Seasonal Business Spots for a Promise and a Prayer
Business

Liepāja Announces Privatization of Baltic Sea Coast: Seasonal Business Spots for a Promise and a Prayer

The municipality is organizing 13 auctions so that in summer one can rent chairs and sell ice on the beach. While Riga is still thinking about how to make money, Liepāja is already dividing up the beach by square meters.

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Liepāja becomes Europe's hydrogen capital: two companies sign memorandum heavier than the Olympic Center pool water
Business

Liepāja becomes Europe's hydrogen capital: two companies sign memorandum heavier than the Olympic Center pool water

CIS Liepaja and NorSAF have agreed to produce green hydrogen and aviation fuel, proving that Liepāja can be greener than Riga's parks.

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Liepāja SEZ reveals that 364 meters of road costs as much as three cars, but won't be ready until 2026
Business

Liepāja SEZ reveals that 364 meters of road costs as much as three cars, but won't be ready until 2026

While fishermen have been waiting for a road to the pier since Soviet times, Liepāja SEZ administration revealed that a 364-meter road can cost more than a good house in the Liedags district.

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NATO Unveils New Sport — Catching Missiles Mid-Flight
Politics

NATO Unveils New Sport — Catching Missiles Mid-Flight

NATO forces prove for the fourth time that their reflexes are better than fishermen at Liepāja port catching fish.

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Government Unveils Revolution: Fuel Retailers Must Pay Solidarity Tax for Selling Fuel
Politics

Government Unveils Revolution: Fuel Retailers Must Pay Solidarity Tax for Selling Fuel

Prime Minister Siliņa and her cabinet will assess on Tuesday whether demanding a solidarity fee from fuel retailers for excessively high prices will be constitutional.

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Latvia discovers that making money isn't that complicated - just write it in the EU's name
Politics

Latvia discovers that making money isn't that complicated - just write it in the EU's name

The state received 861.9 million euros from EU funds in February and discovered that budget creation is as simple as buying ice cream on Pētera Street.

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Politics

Siliņa Reveals IT Scandal Increases Voter Interest: 'Finally Something Interesting is Happening in Politics'

The Prime Minister is convinced that the 1.5 million euro IT fraud scandal will only improve voter turnout, as people finally see that law enforcement agencies know how to work.

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Germany discovers new career opportunity — professional Ukrainian hunter with Russian salary
Curiosities

Germany discovers new career opportunity — professional Ukrainian hunter with Russian salary

German police have arrested a Ukrainian who worked as a spy for Russia. Proof that even in war, you can find work on both sides.

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Curiosities

Germany cancels traditional 'mommy's beer' hour - children will no longer be able to learn to drink culturally

The German government decides to ban a 72-year-old tradition where parents could teach teenagers to drink beer responsibly. Now everyone will learn to drink like in the wild.

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ZZS reveals that trees age faster than their deputies — pines to be cut at 81 years old
Politics

ZZS reveals that trees age faster than their deputies — pines to be cut at 81 years old

The Green and Farmers Union proposes reducing tree retirement age by 20 years, as old trees are supposedly as unproductive as old politicians.

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KNAB Uncovers Revolutionary Scheme: CVK Hires Ghost Employees to Help Dodge Alimony
Curiosities

KNAB Uncovers Revolutionary Scheme: CVK Hires Ghost Employees to Help Dodge Alimony

While the Liepāja tram honestly carries passengers every day, CVK turns out to have hired a fictitious employee to help someone avoid paying alimony.

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